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Dewey_Decimated t1_jax505f wrote

“Alaska’s arduous Iditarod” is some great alliteration

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BrideOfBoredom t1_jax9tfq wrote

Brought to you by the writers of The Rural Juror

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133769420LOL t1_jaxcpgh wrote

your father was a burger server in suburban Santa Barbara when he spurned your mother Verna for a curly haired surfer named Roberta?

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royalhawk345 t1_jaydn8s wrote

"Flurg murg glurg flurg murg murg murg tennis murg murg. Was a murg murg flurg?"

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atomicboner t1_jaxr98q wrote

I cannot continue to care about this ill conceived and contrite creation that you have crafted for us commenters to contemplate. With respect, I request that you rid your repulsive self from Reddit and remove any reposts you’ve revived….

Ah, that was uncalled for and uncivilized of me; please accept my unconditional apology and upvote.

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