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Roblu3 t1_j9plsa2 wrote

Oh noo!! We should definitely get rid of all this pollution! Better put us somewhere safe like… my backyard or something…

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PotPumper43 t1_j9pnez6 wrote

Apparently the Toxic Avenger is packing.

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anythreewords t1_j9pnfja wrote

Well I guess we're never going to solve pollution now

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rugbat t1_j9pp2xd wrote

I'm gonna go suck on a car exhaust pipe...

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ionsawmill t1_j9pr82x wrote

My wife: "Honey, can you drink this pesticide?"

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Sinchanzo t1_j9prbiz wrote

Like radiation gives you superpowers?

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fireky2 t1_j9pujtn wrote

They just can't stop keeping me down

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TheBounceSpotter t1_j9pvjn2 wrote

Uhmmmm, no. Obviously this phenomenon is evolutionary. Changes in society over the last 100 years have increased the freedom of choice in partners, and the prevalence of pre-marital sex. These are allowing women to weed out most of the lower percentile of size from the pool of men who re-produce. In many cases, men who have come to realize they are well below average, will self select out of the dating pool altogether to avoid the rejection and shame they can expect to face.

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kangarooturd t1_j9py0qt wrote

Looks like those scientists went to great lengths to conduct their study,

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StubbornAndCorrect t1_j9pyqfi wrote

SMALLER, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY SMALLER SO THE POLLUTION WOULD STOP

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NoCommunication4350 t1_j9pyraw wrote

I feel like every "science" involving penis size is complete and utter bullshit. What great scientific minds would even be looking into that? It's so silly.

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Worried-Try-8141 t1_j9q0no9 wrote

Sperm count is lower so dicks have to go deeper to give the little guys a fighting chance

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Dasf1304 t1_j9q41k7 wrote

Wait those ads that said they had a pill that could make your dick longer are dumping product? We have to stop them

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Page-This t1_j9q75kr wrote

Replying to TheBounceSpotter (#1,944,665)

OR top quartile men who have more reproductive success potential realize their opportunity to have multiple partners without having a gaggle of squirts and are extra careful to keep it wrapped…thereby removing themselves from the gene pool. See? Bad logic works both ways…

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TheBounceSpotter t1_j9qcoa1 wrote

Replying to Page-This (#1,946,275)

I'm not sure the connection you are trying to make. You didn't address any of the points in my comment, instead stating a fact with an incorrect conclusion. Are the top men having more relations, yes. Do they have the opportunity to be more protected against pregnancy than previous generations, yes. Does them having more relations equal more chances to be sloppy and not fully utilize those protections in the heat of the moment. Also yes. It may not be possible to know the degree, but the general effects are easily modeled.

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JD0x0 t1_j9qf7lj wrote

Also saw a claim Coke and Pepsi made your PP bigger today. Someone must really be going wild with their paid penis growing propaganda.

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chaplar t1_j9qhox6 wrote

I must have been a little too early to this party...

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[deleted] t1_j9qlvu9 wrote

Are these self-reported inches or real world inches

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cofclabman t1_j9qnx93 wrote

I know Trump is a big Dick, but him going to Ohio for that train wreck shouldn’t have this kind of effect. Wrong kind of big Dick.

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leperbacon t1_j9qsdlw wrote

Maybe they’re getting longer to make up for the length that’s lost with obesity, which is about half the US population

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yitdeedee t1_j9r0bwe wrote

Who's out here measuring dicks?

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Siebje t1_j9r0tas wrote

What kind of pollution? Asking for a friend.

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Milan__ t1_j9r1b27 wrote

This is what’s commonly referred to as rectum derived statistics, aka click bait bullshit

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Autodr83 t1_j9r1fgf wrote

coughing man, I can't breathe today but look at this meat missile in my pants.

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seremuyo t1_j9r8yza wrote

Pollution, it's got electrolytes!

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Michael074 t1_j9r9r1q wrote

wait does early puberty mean you have a larger penis?

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[deleted] t1_j9rgeru wrote

yo dick so large, it looks like your moma bathed you in Clorox

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Youareobscure t1_j9rjaqt wrote

Replying to NoCommunication4350 (#1,945,120)

There are a couple studies with good methodology on penis length, but not many. I would be suspicious of older studies since racism led at least some older studies to inflate the "measurements" for members of some races and deflate them for others. There are also a lot of studies that rely on self reporting which is also unreliable for obvious reasons. That's why I am only aware of two reputable studies. I'd take this particular meta analysis with more than just a grain of salt

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TheBounceSpotter t1_j9rm1uh wrote

Replying to ErectionDenier2024 (#1,951,785)

I've made a statement of observation, not a judgement. That you interpret it as a judgement speaks more about you than I.

I neither condone, nor condemn, it is simply nature taking it's course. All of evolution has trade offs, gain the ability to walk, lose the ability to breath underwater. While we could argue the tradeoffs about societies current trends, I'll leave that to others.

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Rocketman7171 t1_j9rpy16 wrote

“Doctor look at this Monster!!!”

Doctor: “yes, impressive…. You got stage four cancer.”

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Imtypingthisnow t1_j9rycn0 wrote

Alex Jones said the chemicals were mutating the frogs and eliminating the need for perises ( or is it peni?)

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Tigris_Morte t1_j9rydjo wrote

That rock over there could be increasing average penis length, scientists stated prior to banging penis with said rock.

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Earnastus t1_j9s1r2p wrote

Ya see? THIS is what State Secrets acts are for.

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user72230 t1_j9s3e8t wrote

Hells yeah, I'm going to East Palestine Ohio!

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closeafter t1_j9s7if6 wrote

Look up "silverlining" in the dicktionary

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dasBergen t1_j9s9y0r wrote

I love could be headlines... It could be making penises bigger... It could be making parents choose the name Dwayne more often, it could be santa in drag blowing pixie dust into your butt hole, we don't know.

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Darkhorseman81 t1_j9ss0e1 wrote

Last I checked non stick coatings were making them much smaller.

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Darqnyz t1_j9ssbbw wrote

Are we gonna have the talk about black neighborhoods in the US taking the brunt of chemical pollution from neighboring factories?

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ktElwood t1_j9svofb wrote

Is that why they lit the derailed train carrying chemicals on fire in Ohio?

"Inhale deeply boys, wee needs it"

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deadpoolkool t1_j9tkhsc wrote

Some dude just read this, mad as hell and hung like a hamster, and he's about to go jump into a vat of toxic chemicals. Sad villain origins.

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DWS223 t1_j9u32gj wrote

*scratches neck Dave Chapelle style*

You got any more of them pollutions?

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bubba7557 t1_j9u8uuy wrote

Well, now we know why Harley Quinn can't let go of the Joker.

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