One of the pandemic delivery companies had those kits for awhile, they're pretty good. Wish there was a local vendor for them.

I'm with you but we're in a post logic society at the moment. Can't fight city hall & naked capitalism and all that

And the JC target had fully setup their seasonal christmas section prior to Halloween. Post pandemic everyone's just doing whatever the hell they want, it's dogs marrying cats out there

Well yeah duh everyone knows that all tough guys in the future eat noodles

Yeah, superstorm Hurricane Upsilon really helped expose the shoddy workmanship & I'm glad most of them were damaged beyond repair. At least it made room for more micro-units which I hear are supposed to maybe keep rent maybe down?

The year is 2045. 99 Hudson Street & the Goldman building are now the shortest buildings in Jersey City's costal skyline, long ago replaced by the Megabutress heavy-large skyscrapers constructed to hold back the rising seas & prevent more flooding like Hurricane Upsilon had.

In one of those small, dark windows a screen turns on shattering the darkness. A reddit user is hunched over the terminal, logging in to R/JerseyCity to ask their question, the ONLY question anyone in town discusses after Tacos were outlawed to thwart immigration by that douche of a president years ago.: "Hey all, where can I get the most AUTHENTIC Caviar that is also affordable? The prices in this town are out of control! I remember when I moved here and..."

Out in the acid rain, wearing a cloak made out of old vinyl "NOW RENTING!" banner, sits another figure under the hyperloop-stop awning. U/jasonleeobrien looks up with old, glassy eyes and feels in his soul what is happening up in the tower. With a coarse croaking voice, the kind filled with the regret of unrecognized foresight & insight befitting of a Socrates allowed to grow old, he lets out in a belabored sigh: "LUXUR...."

$5k 1br micro units, but with COMMUNITY ACTIVITIES

Calling it blind, these are $6k month rental only 2 bedrooms.

It's 2024. The Goldman interns breath deeply in their new apartments, inhaling the smugness of 'saving so much by living in New Jersey'. The faucet leaks. The closet is not level. Expensive marble rises on all flat surfaces like the sea in climate change. They pull up r/jerseycity.

"HEY GUYS WHERE ARE THE TACOS, ALSO WHATS THAT BANGING NOISE HOW DARE THEY BUILD A NEW TOWER, ALSO WHERE CAN I FIND PARKIN....."

The circle completes itself and begins anew. LUXURY

Their fries went to trash. They replaced the delightful steak cut fries with Sodexo standard straight before the end

They are very good and CONSISTENTLY very good, no worrying about if the kitchen is having an off night * cough Hudson Hall *

First off, I dunno whatever fly over bullshit state you’re from but- we know how to drive here it’s everyone else is the problem. Bada bing print that on a point pleasant tee shirt, forgetta bout it!

Also many of our highways are designed like shit due to space constraints and historical reasons (shits older here, like before cars some shit made more sense). If you live here now, do your best to pressure local, county, and state representatives for change (as often jurisdictions are a morass of overlap)

Stay out of the left lane, make fun of PA drivers for not doing that, and make fun of the NYC drivers for being the ‘crazy ones’. Hail Mary full of grace, Taylor ham, amen

Welcome. Our all purpose flour in the north is different than the south's, that's why your biscuits don't work. (you'll find out soon enough, if applicable to you). Try a talyor ham/egg/cheese sandwich; Sam AM & SCRAM both have owners with southern roots that influence the menus.

The shoprite in JC is the worst shoprite. Knowing that going in is power.

You can lightrail/drive to the hoboken shoprite or Trader Joe's.

There is a Whole Foods dropping in sometime in the next decade by St Peters. P&K is a good green grocer, sometimes Target has good grocery deals. 99 Ranch can work for many things & is walkable.

I do most of my shopping in the suburbs for the best price & selection, so if you have a car this may be a way to go depending on your needs.

This helps toughen them up for the streets, it's part of the process.

Ehhhhhhhhhh I wouldn't bet on that. Pesky concepts like "supply" and "demand" have one easy answer here- LUXURY HOUSING

People do 88MPH all the time down Grand or Newark, easy! Just set up some sort of train cow catcher so the pedestrians don't slow you down

I got the cheap stylus, would rather a sticker.

Yes I'm a full grow adult mildly disappointed over not getting a sticker, I don't know what's wrong with me or the world either.

Cheap or good value properties? Step one, you're going to need a DeLorean and some plutonium. I don't care how you get them to start.

Before the article went paywall, it had a link to a results dashboard or something?

I feel like it’s more often than that.

Any reports on "I VOTED" food & drink specials? It's the real hot button issue I care about.

Also normalizing that Election Day should be a national holiday, but positive early voting experiences/expansions help with that (and maybe should replace The One Singular Day).

These are the people that think the only thing between people and home ownership is lattes and advacado toast. You can't save and boot strap if you don't have anything to save to begin with, christ I thought the pandemic & inflation made these sort of things front & center

MURALS

She's promoting the JC of 20 years ago, with the shitty hyper gentrification that scrubbed all that away with the prices of today!

Haha, com'on man. It's a flyer!

I literally have an education matters flyer with a sketchy filter picture of Lefrak with Trump (all helpfully labeled) with a few sentences about he's the worst, and 2 sentences of platitudes that the Education Matters folks will build a bright future & improve accountability.

The Change for Children flyer is a bit less shock, but similarly has a few news lines about taxes and failing students, with a blurb about helping children and taxpaying citizens.

They're more the same in content than different.