Not down enough for me to be able to buy a house.

I like it. And happen to agree.

Should have got those instead of the puts, they printed :(

Everyone is attempting to sell their equities, real assets, and crypto at the same time and nobody is buying? Bullish

The math is sound

Puts on the entire U.S. financial system. The stock market has outlived its usefulness as any form of indicator of the majority economy of the United States. It's just a casino style Ponzi.

Bought some April 21 SPY 405p @$4.65 today. Maybe a little early but come the FUK on we just gonna rally straight up? PCE slowed YOY for 5% vs 5.3% Woo FN Hoo let’s rally 2%. My long positions are happy but tick Tock on the puts

Edit: Look at the volume this week. How damn low can you go and still call it a market? Sellers are sitting quietly.

Sorry, I meant which companies.

It's a calculated risk, but man I am bad at math - CS riskmanagement.

I lost the house today

This. One should look not where money were, but where did they go. And at this moment I can see only one place - the stock market and bonds.

Thanks for confirming there’s nothing logical driving this rally.

This is not NSFW. I got no uptime on this.

The one he's about to take behind Wendy's.

Skynet is long on the market

They expire on the 3rd Friday of each month (OPEX). Today was the 4th Friday of March, so no.

I love how these posts come crawling out of the woodwork as soon as the market jumps

Everyone has jobs and 3 percent mortgages. Who would be bearish?

Which positions hit you the hardest?

Lol, this will age like milk on the sidewalk in June in Florida.

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What have you been drinking? Bullpium?

I had gotten my treasury investments mixed up. If a maturity is going to be matured in 3 months, then the t-bill can be considered as cash. Otherwise its a short-term investment.

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