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greenskew t1_jeg9uma wrote
Reply to Fuking great year so far by Spare-Help562
Better luck next time. The bulls have JPOW's ball and he has ours.
CHM11moondog t1_jeg9rbn wrote
🌈🐻🦆
hrfuckingsucks t1_jeg9qog wrote
Reply to comment by PresterJohnsKingdom in Please someone that has cromosones help by [deleted]
Taking his title literally he has 0 chromosomes... it's amazing he (it) can even communicate with us.
TelMeEverything t1_jeg9mjq wrote
Reply to comment by gnnr25 in I guess it's true... Stonks only go up. by thegreatgumbini
I haven't been hearing that at all in the sub over the last 15 months... My friend might be time for it to return tho
Neat-Consideration88 t1_jeg9j2m wrote
Reply to comment by RegulateTheRegulator in TSLA 0dte YOLO by awkwaman
$224??? Bruh
grimkhor t1_jeg9df2 wrote
Reply to comment by Robo_Farmer in Honestly, who the fuck is bearish right now ? by [deleted]
Bears. They hate money.
tarsier1880 t1_jeg9cu4 wrote
Slim pickings
UltimateTraders t1_jeg99ku wrote
Reply to Fuking great year so far by Spare-Help562
Sweet! Party on this weekend 🤪 😜
TelMeEverything t1_jeg97c2 wrote
Reply to comment by vegaseller in I guess it's true... Stonks only go up. by thegreatgumbini
Who cares why? Also you forgot to mention that printer. Brrrr!
Spare-Help562 OP t1_jeg971j wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in Fuking great year so far by Spare-Help562
A lot of realized losses on puts (TSLA, NVDA, etc. You name it)
VisualMod t1_jeg9227 wrote
Reply to Fuking great year so far by Spare-Help562
It looks like your portfolio has taken a hit this year. I'm sorry to hear that, but it's probably because you're not as rich and intelligent as me.
VisualMod t1_jeg91hg wrote
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cryptodims t1_jeg90w8 wrote
Reply to comment by Flashy_Ad_3383 in If you invested 100 dollars in S&P500 in 1980 and reinvested dividends you would have 11,000 today. Stop gambling and start investing. by [deleted]
Heading into a recession? Even tBills have better prospects.
AutisticTaintSniffer t1_jeg8ycu wrote
Reply to TSLA 0dte YOLO by awkwaman
Post the final gain porn you filthy regard
xxTheForcexx t1_jeg8sdf wrote
Reply to comment by yoloswaggindude in TSLA 0dte YOLO by awkwaman
I agree I entered with a position at $184
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Hl_IM_MR_MEESEEKS t1_jeg8eli wrote
Reply to Please someone that has cromosones help by [deleted]
I have more chromosomes than you
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kmspecht t1_jeg8c1u wrote
How did it go?
[deleted] t1_jeg876i wrote
Reply to First Gain Porn BB $4.5 Call 150%+ by parsa033
God damn it I sold calls at $4.50 I’mma get assigned shit dicks ass balls fuck
Big-Stand4723 t1_jeg7tuh wrote
Reply to comment by Grouchy_Slide_6197 in No, I won’t stop buying puts! by Grouchy_Slide_6197
You’re lucky you sold too. If you held those to close today you would’ve been completely wiped.
SatelliteStories t1_jeg7r3f wrote
Reply to comment by parsa033 in First Gain Porn BB $4.5 Call 150%+ by parsa033
ONE OF US!
[deleted] t1_jeg7qbq wrote
Reply to comment by hud07177 in I shorted the Nasdaq AMA by Curiousdude925
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CHM11moondog t1_jeg7nb2 wrote
Reply to comment by VisualMod in Time To Post The Losses Boys by B3stAuD1t0rofA11tiME
Bot be trolling, and yes, I am.
NoobCinema75SGF t1_jega49d wrote
Reply to Time To Post The Losses Boys by B3stAuD1t0rofA11tiME
I honestly think that buying calls at this point most likely qualifies as a mental disorder based on the state of the economy. That said; Considering how the market has behaved so far this year I could easily see SPY @ $680 by Mid May.