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Zaros262 t1_jeg0wu8 wrote
Posted on WSB, sell your stocks for real estate boys
ticapnews t1_jeg0wf3 wrote
Reply to Hi friends! I just started trading last year and i wanted to share some hot nsfw loss porn. by HookerAddiction
It's not a loss until you sell!
xmustangxx t1_jeg0svv wrote
Reply to I shorted the Nasdaq AMA by Curiousdude925
Makes sense after it had already fallen 30% last year. Smart.
I was on the opposite side of this trade but with a lot more $$$
UnwelcomedTruth t1_jeg0lgf wrote
Reply to Hi friends! I just started trading last year and i wanted to share some hot nsfw loss porn. by HookerAddiction
Hookers and gambling? A renaissance degenerate indeed
nailattack t1_jeg0ld9 wrote
Reply to End of quarter rally? by poorschoolteacher
Did you miss orientation when you first started trading? They should have told you during orientation, but in case you missed it, stonks go up. It’s really not that complicated honestly.
banana_buddy t1_jeg07jb wrote
Reply to comment by Casual_Joe in No, I won’t stop buying puts! by Grouchy_Slide_6197
Please let us know your trading strategy in advance next week so we can do the opposite
mrnotadvice t1_jeg07fe wrote
Ok. Now do it in Count Dracula!!
BarDifficult t1_jeg01rg wrote
Reply to End of quarter rally? by poorschoolteacher
Based on amount of bears in WSB comments - there are still so many buy-stops left to trigger.
Manstrife t1_jeg00e2 wrote
Reply to comment by Turbulent_Reporter40 in A safe 150% gain by Turbulent_Reporter40
Then your likely disconnected to reality.
STOPbuyingPUTS t1_jeg000w wrote
Reply to comment by STOPbuyingPUTS in No, I won’t stop buying puts! by Grouchy_Slide_6197
Called it.
Suikoden1P t1_jefzzkw wrote
Reply to First Gain Porn BB $4.5 Call 150%+ by parsa033
Towel stock people bought the wrong BB 😆
exchangetraded t1_jefzxs4 wrote
Kinda like Levi’s to follow Lulu
Moist_Promotion_97 t1_jefzve3 wrote
Reply to comment by Wrathb0ne in How bears feel rn by NeedThoseGains69
Gay*
Manstrife t1_jefzusm wrote
Reply to comment by ExoticCard in A safe 150% gain by Turbulent_Reporter40
Coffee futures /KC
iggyphi t1_jefzsrn wrote
Reply to comment by MmmPeopleBacon in OK analyst by Affectionate_Lab_425
ah right, because you can't think of it, other can't either. nice one.
Bronto_Chad t1_jefzoe4 wrote
Reply to comment by mw_37 in I shorted the Nasdaq AMA by Curiousdude925
You will be like the squid game guy if your stop loss for NQ is 10-20 points
ShopBitter t1_jefzlte wrote
MmmPeopleBacon t1_jefzjwj wrote
Reply to comment by iggyphi in OK analyst by Affectionate_Lab_425
You think they are going to perfectly predict every variable? No they aren't thus the need for updates. Read a fucking introduction to finance pamphlet you absolute fucking regard
eddie7000 t1_jefzh8d wrote
Reply to comment by Upper-Chemist-7435 in I shorted the Nasdaq AMA by Curiousdude925
Do the same thing every time and always expect a different result. People will think you're crazy, but when you tell them the market is also crazy it will blow their minds.
VisualMod t1_jefzh7a wrote
Reply to End of quarter rally? by poorschoolteacher
>There is no certain answer to your question, as the market is highly complex and ever-changing. However, it is possible that the rally in S&P may be partially due to options expiration and/or end of quarter effects. These factors can often lead to increased volatility and trading activity, which could account for some of the recent movement in the markets.
VisualMod t1_jefzgk1 wrote
Reply to End of quarter rally? by poorschoolteacher
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greenchili4lyfe t1_jefzgb1 wrote
Reply to comment by NoobCinema75SGF in Hi friends! I just started trading last year and i wanted to share some hot nsfw loss porn. by HookerAddiction
This makes me feel better about my ~1k/year losses for 3 years running
iggyphi t1_jefz989 wrote
Reply to comment by MmmPeopleBacon in OK analyst by Affectionate_Lab_425
im the dumbass but you can't think two steps infront you that other people might of already thought of variable. like someone almost gets paid to come up with all the different variables and solutions to them so that its ready for when it happens
GorthTheBabeMagnet t1_jeg0zvg wrote
Reply to comment by parsa033 in First Gain Porn BB $4.5 Call 150%+ by parsa033
It's a bot, you regard.