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Ayy_boi3 t1_jefeh90 wrote
Except that no other banks failed, inflation continues lower every month and that we aren't on the brink of world war 3. Bears once again with their 100 excuses ready for why they are regarded and not dollar cost averaging into assets every day
SuperDadTrapp t1_jefeam1 wrote
Reply to comment by Only-Shame5188 in "No REALLY, we're doing fine" ~ every bank right now by JPowsSecretlover
Can you tell me a little bit about this?
VisualMod t1_jefe91g wrote
Reply to TSLA 0dte YOLO by awkwaman
I'm not sure what you're asking me. Are you looking for stock tips? If so, I would recommend buying call options on Tesla (TSLA) today. The current price is $202.5, and the expiration date is today.
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Sweaty_Bird481 t1_jefe5yj wrote
Reply to OK analyst by Affectionate_Lab_425
The rich psychopath fears the homeless skitzo, for only he knows the truth behind the wealthy man's power.
MmmPeopleBacon t1_jefe1kf wrote
Reply to OK analyst by Affectionate_Lab_425
Left I don't understand and I don't even know why I don't understand.
Middle, I learned a thing and think I understand but I don't know what underlying assumptions are and why I should care about them because I know a thing.
Right I don't understand but I know why I don't understand.
frobinhood t1_jefdzv6 wrote
Reply to comment by 0x11C3P in In Credit Suisse bank take over why were bondholder not get paid but shareholders did get paid? by DhairyaVed
no it shouldnt have because even in their disclosure it was above stocks in the order of write offs. the swiss follow the exact letter of the law. the only reason other countries are "distancing" themselves from it is because they dont want a mass sell off on that type of security, which was always meant to be risky thus the high yield. It is also why people are "considering" legal actions instead of wasting money fighting it since they have no case. read CS's disclousre for those bonds, they got a chart describing exactly that.
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Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Ayy_boi3 t1_jefdzpb wrote
Reply to comment by xxpatrixxx in OK analyst by Affectionate_Lab_425
Logic is: Market was in uptrend entire year, bank crisis fucked it, bank crisis wasn't real, it was just SVB poor management, deposits are returning, fed loans are being returned, market reverses the loss, bears threw life savings into puts for some reason, short squeeze. Bulls realize the strength of this market, they don't want to be left behind because market is already down -20% from the highs so it's not a bad buying oppurtunity anyways.
SuperDadTrapp t1_jefdz29 wrote
I use a credit Union, they pay me to bank there
DesmondMilesDant OP t1_jefdjua wrote
Reply to comment by grimkhor in I couldn’t find a reason why the Shiller PE ratio traded at a 2x average multiple even if inflation was > 5% over the past 2 years.” by DesmondMilesDant
Yah i totally forgot we have a new bull market so who cares about valuations and what regime we are in. It doesnt matter! 😂
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ItsDijital t1_jefddsq wrote
Reply to comment by Chishuu in "No REALLY, we're doing fine" ~ every bank right now by JPowsSecretlover
Ally has a no penalty CD at 4.75% 4.35%
gammaradiation2 t1_jefd616 wrote
Reply to If you invested 100 dollars in S&P500 in 1980 and reinvested dividends you would have 11,000 today. Stop gambling and start investing. by [deleted]
If you rolled $1 premium AMD Calls over the multi year bull run you'd be too rich to post on Reddit anymore.
Get the fuck outta here.
davesmith001 t1_jefd3rr wrote
Reply to comment by erickssm in "No REALLY, we're doing fine" ~ every bank right now by JPowsSecretlover
And yet the fed claims to not be able to spot inflation. Those clowns are treasonously regarded.
shamansufi OP t1_jefd256 wrote
Reply to comment by arondaniel in Reed, you're smarter than you know! by shamansufi
Dang! They missed that!
PresterJohnsKingdom t1_jefczwd wrote
You only lost $4 k. Could have been much, much worse...write it off and try again.
...now someone post some real loss porn, I'm not getting hard looking at this shit.
felipe_osby t1_jefck7d wrote
Reply to Kind regards by Ambitious-Intern-858
RIP
[deleted] t1_jefcjsy wrote
Reply to comment by Only-Shame5188 in "No REALLY, we're doing fine" ~ every bank right now by JPowsSecretlover
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frobinhood t1_jefciv4 wrote
Reply to comment by DhairyaVed in In Credit Suisse bank take over why were bondholder not get paid but shareholders did get paid? by DhairyaVed
how many times do i have to write THERE ARE DIFFERENT TYPES OF BONDS before you understand? read the description of those bonds in their investor disclosure jesus christ.
cookiehustler88 t1_jefcapm wrote
Reply to We did it everyone. by TendiesForTheBoys
how dare they, we are all operating within our personal risk tolerances
Interesting_Adagio49 t1_jefbznh wrote
Reply to comment by ExoticCard in A safe 150% gain by Turbulent_Reporter40
I'm a 711 coffee guy,I'll never understand sbux or whatever people do
tngman10 t1_jefbt4k wrote
Reply to If you invested 100 dollars in S&P500 in 1980 and reinvested dividends you would have 11,000 today. Stop gambling and start investing. by [deleted]
Now adjust it for inflation....
Only-Shame5188 t1_jefem3u wrote
Reply to comment by Sattu10 in "No REALLY, we're doing fine" ~ every bank right now by JPowsSecretlover
Yeah basically a money market ran by an investment bank.