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The way they're canceling their fans' favourite shows, they must be going somewhere...

Like out my door

UFB is paying 5.02%

Asking me to get puts soon That's what nflx is doing

>Nothing makes sense here, man.
The only thing that does make sense,
is that nothing makes sense. –– Korg

This minus last conspiracy. Bondholders, even AT1, should have gotten paid out first over equity holders.

Money market accounts are still bank accounts, they just pay higher interest. So banks still have the money, they're just paying mote for it.

This isn't going to make banks insolvent, it's just going to pinch margins because the cost if funds are going up. It's a profitability issue not a liquidity issue.

Calls are so cheap rn

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I got in yesterday the QQQ May 340 Calls at $2.24. I will not hold past April 15ish.

I think the max you can claim of loss on your investments for taxes is $3k

If the money printer is on things are good which is bullish. If thing are bad the money printer is more likely to turn on, which is also bullish.

The market’s two states are money printer on and money printer likely to go on there is no other line of thinking.

Bbbbbrrrr

He wants them to daytrade?

It’s doomed. Always do the opposite of what he says

Have you seen the price of creamer lately?

What do you fucking think?

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Best strike/exp in your opinion OP?

My bank isn't paying me anywhere near that, but my money markets are paying 4.4%.

>I have never heard of that company before, but after doing a quick search it seems like they might be legitimate. I would recommend being careful though and doing your own research before investing any money with them.

because the bond they were holding are meant to be written off to save the balance sheet. its entire purpose was to get written off when the bank faces financial trouble, thats why it paid some crazy return like 12%. not all bonds are same, CS was very clear on their paperwork and website regarding those bonds they even have them above stocks in the pecking order of what to get written off first. only idiots think this is something strange, the world of finance is more complicated than what these reddit armchair expert think.

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