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McFatty7 t1_jeeoufn wrote
Given Credit Suisseās history (and almost bankruptcy) this isnāt a surprise.
12baakets t1_jeeoq6m wrote
Reply to The man is sending mixed signals. by Vivid-Ad-4152
I call puts and long shorts
syncopator t1_jeeop4y wrote
Reply to comment by BenRobNU in Can someone help me understand my taxes as an unprofitable day trader? by maidog6
āPortfolioā? Is that what you call the dirty wad of cash you take to the casino?
Crayon_Casserole t1_jeeolpk wrote
Reply to comment by finance_for_you in A safe 150% gain by Turbulent_Reporter40
Do they hand out fee sugar?
What if someone requested a million sugars?
Don't get me started on the free napkins.
vacityrocker t1_jeeog38 wrote
Reply to comment by EvlSteveDave in Can someone help me understand my taxes as an unprofitable day trader? by maidog6
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ImageCreator t1_jeeoc9j wrote
Reply to comment by jcmonkeyjc in "No REALLY, we're doing fine" ~ every bank right now by JPowsSecretlover
This guy fucks
player89283517 t1_jeenxlo wrote
Reply to Kind regards by Ambitious-Intern-858
Big oof
BenRobNU t1_jeenijk wrote
Reply to comment by SteveG199 in A safe 150% gain by Turbulent_Reporter40
ITT 2.0 -> Will you please buy the calls I'm trying to write.
Sattu10 t1_jeen9y1 wrote
Reply to comment by JPowsSecretlover in "No REALLY, we're doing fine" ~ every bank right now by JPowsSecretlover
So itās just moving from consumer banks to investment banks.
izzythedoll t1_jeen8r9 wrote
Reply to PCE Data - Daily Trading Report by LouDogg00
I'd trust that guy with my money, anyone else coming?
Random_Guy_47 t1_jeen81t wrote
Reply to We did it everyone. by TendiesForTheBoys
Maybe if wages kept up with prices people wouldn't feel the need to gamble so much.
[deleted] OP t1_jeen6jv wrote
Reply to comment by aSimpleUkrainian in BREAKING: Credit Suisse Set to Lay Off 2,000 Staff Following Merger with UBS by [deleted]
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Invest0rnoob1 t1_jeen63u wrote
Reply to comment by mrnotadvice in Went long QQQ calls today. I feel very dirty. by mrnotadvice
Bitcoin price has nearly doubled from the low.
ktElwood t1_jeen1vr wrote
Well they could have done it more civilized.
If there are competitors from UBS and CS for one job:
One room. One knife. One winner.
Sorry-Business-1152 t1_jeen00m wrote
Reply to No, I wonāt stop buying puts! by Grouchy_Slide_6197
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Huge_Dot t1_jeemw8b wrote
If they wanted to keep the deposits they would offer more than 0.05% interest rate on their checking account.
They've done the math and realized they make more on the diff between the overnight rate and all the idiots who won't move their money than they would make on keeping deposits at a higher interest rate and loaning it out to bonds or mortgages.
EducatorReasonable51 t1_jeemvv5 wrote
Reply to comment by Durumbuzafeju in "No REALLY, we're doing fine" ~ every bank right now by JPowsSecretlover
Who wants to park cash at .5% at your bank when you can park it at 4%+ in money market accounts or bonds and 5%+ in a medium term CD?
lifec0ach t1_jeemu73 wrote
Bullish.
GoingDeezNuts t1_jeempe1 wrote
Reply to comment by pigsgetfathogsdie in We did it everyone. by TendiesForTheBoys
As they built a QUADRILLION dollar derivative time bomb.
Manstrife t1_jeemlz6 wrote
Reply to A safe 150% gain by Turbulent_Reporter40
When the recession really hits a lot less people will be buying coffee lol
Rippper600 t1_jeemllz wrote
Damn, I thought this meant easy hook-ups on dating apps.
d3st1n3d t1_jeeoxiz wrote
Reply to OK analyst by Affectionate_Lab_425
Uncertain of which side of the "doesn't make sense" bell curve I'm on š¤