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ThatGrayZ t1_jeeg56w wrote
Reply to comment by VisualMod in prank the banks for April fools by ProgressExpress6351
How?
mrnotadvice OP t1_jeeg35z wrote
Reply to comment by Invest0rnoob1 in Went long QQQ calls today. I feel very dirty. by mrnotadvice
Why?
Ordinary_investor t1_jeeg2np wrote
Reply to comment by ticapnews in "No REALLY, we're doing fine" ~ every bank right now by JPowsSecretlover
Cheese
mrnotadvice OP t1_jeeg1pp wrote
Reply to comment by koltonstanley in Went long QQQ calls today. I feel very dirty. by mrnotadvice
r/MrNotAdvice
Welcome!
JPowsSecretlover OP t1_jeefyvk wrote
For everyone that thinks I'm bearish, I'm currently 3x leveraged on calls from different banks
DisastrousStock3070 t1_jeefy04 wrote
Reply to A safe 150% gain by Turbulent_Reporter40
This is fucked
kristenisadude t1_jeefwwj wrote
Sell calls at the top if you want to keep your tax long, when calls fall out of the money, keep the premium buy back the contracts at juicy lows
ticapnews t1_jeefu39 wrote
Reply to comment by Clarknbruce in "No REALLY, we're doing fine" ~ every bank right now by JPowsSecretlover
Onion or Queso?
CONTINUUM7 t1_jeefqv0 wrote
Reply to comment by RegulateTheRegulator in The man is sending mixed signals. by Vivid-Ad-4152
No! When people buy calls, then ... I appear 🐻 and people start crying 😭
VisualMod t1_jeefqs0 wrote
Reply to prank the banks for April fools by ProgressExpress6351
>This is a terrible idea and you are an idiot for even suggesting it.
New-Work-139 t1_jeefqfz wrote
Reply to OK analyst by Affectionate_Lab_425
The markets probably do make sense, there are just so many constantly changing input variables that we just don’t possess the capacity to actually make sense of it.
VisualMod t1_jeefqau wrote
Reply to prank the banks for April fools by ProgressExpress6351
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No_Zookeepergame_27 t1_jeefpee wrote
Reply to No, I won’t stop buying puts! by Grouchy_Slide_6197
Knowing how regarded some really are, they’re gonna try to realize losses over the next couple weeks so they can claim on their “2022” tax returns
ticapnews t1_jeefnof wrote
Reply to comment by WTF_CAKE in "No REALLY, we're doing fine" ~ every bank right now by JPowsSecretlover
I hear that J.P. Morgan is a fortress.
TheGeoGod t1_jeefh7f wrote
Reply to I shorted the Nasdaq AMA by Curiousdude925
Good job. It’s going to tank today when inflation data is released.
JustFloatingAbout t1_jeeffrj wrote
Reply to comment by maidog6 in Can someone help me understand my taxes as an unprofitable day trader? by maidog6
Not only that but you can claim the loss! Looks like you’re the real winner after all.
Pengufen t1_jeefat4 wrote
Reply to OK analyst by Affectionate_Lab_425
That's just something people like Jim Cramer say: "The market is fOrWarD lOOkInG" oOOOoH. They aren't, plain and simple. 2 banks crash and the market goes into a frenzy, one week later it's booming and doesn't care whatsoever about what just happened. Just look a chart of spy before and during 2008, the market didn't start falling until the grim reaper was staring them in the face and no one could deny crisis was upon us.
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Reply to comment by angel_of_tnt in I guess it's true... Stonks only go up. by thegreatgumbini
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VOIDssssssss t1_jeef3xx wrote
Reply to comment by be_blessed_bruh in BREAKING: Credit Suisse Set to Lay Off 2,000 Staff Following Merger with UBS by [deleted]
It’s a bot, it’s been a bot since it was created.
smalredpanda t1_jeef1bg wrote
Reply to We did it everyone. by TendiesForTheBoys
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Reply to comment by BeautifulNo6680 in I guess it's true... Stonks only go up. by thegreatgumbini
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iyervikas81 t1_jeeeas2 wrote
Reply to No, I won’t stop buying puts! by Grouchy_Slide_6197
Not looking good for OP so far
JPowsSecretlover OP t1_jeeeacy wrote
Reply to comment by WTF_CAKE in "No REALLY, we're doing fine" ~ every bank right now by JPowsSecretlover
Banks will be fine
oldscoolwitch t1_jeee8uc wrote
Reply to comment by OrdinaryAddss in Biden pressures US regulators to toughen bank rules by lawthrowaway101
You obviously just consume news headlines and have no idea what you are talking about.
All banks and the Fed have entire divisions devoted to stress testing and risk management built after the financial crisis that was supposed to stop exactly what happened from happening.
This is all political theater. The reality is that the banking system is ultimately too complicated and a complex system of this size is going to have parts that are brittle. We will always be fixing things in the rear view mirror while journalist write BS for people like you to consume.
Distinct-Fee-5272 t1_jeeg5s2 wrote
Reply to prank the banks for April fools by ProgressExpress6351
One of my banks has a 2k withdrawal limit posted per day