Recent comments in /f/wallstreetbets
aSimpleUkrainian t1_jee7sg8 wrote
Does Switzerland have its own Wendy’s?
tothemoonandback01 t1_jee7ox5 wrote
Reply to comment by Amazing-Guide7035 in 'Nationalizing bond markets' left central banks unprepared for inflation, top HSBC economist says by Slappy817
Yes, but you the aim is not to get caught.
rwang411 t1_jee7l2k wrote
Reply to A safe 150% gain by Turbulent_Reporter40
LMAO...I remember one of these posts when it was in the 60s...-50% later (with much more room to drop)
ASaneDude t1_jee7a11 wrote
“Our back office, mainly risk, failed so let’s cut more risk jobs!”
Routine-Ambition-816 t1_jee79hs wrote
Reply to How bears feel rn by NeedThoseGains69
Time will come 🥸
Penechelumanalrot t1_jee6tpx wrote
Reply to comment by johnneye5 in I shorted the Nasdaq AMA by Curiousdude925
Then the khakis then polos then the chicks
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whodoithinkuR t1_jee6kia wrote
Reply to I shorted the Nasdaq AMA by Curiousdude925
After tasting this small defeat, do you plan to go bigger next time?
MisterBananaRat t1_jee6ha3 wrote
Reply to The man is sending mixed signals. by Vivid-Ad-4152
This is why you shouldn’t listen to others when you’re at the casino. Gamble how you feel is right!
reddituseranyonymous t1_jee67hf wrote
Reply to comment by jimmycarr1 in How bears feel rn by NeedThoseGains69
LMAO. If you believe that you definitely belong here
robulusprime t1_jee63as wrote
Reply to comment by darkmoose in I guess it's true... Stonks only go up. by thegreatgumbini
Cannibalism?
Bullish as it means we are adopting innovative and green agricultural policies to affect global food shortages. The decrease in total population will also reduce global warming and provide fuller employment later on.
Austenny t1_jee5z1j wrote
Reply to How bears feel rn by NeedThoseGains69
I’d fuck a gay bear in the ass with my horny gains right now.
koltonstanley t1_jee5ytm wrote
Reply to comment by mrnotadvice in Went long QQQ calls today. I feel very dirty. by mrnotadvice
How do I join your sub Reddit?
Austenny t1_jee5qcx wrote
Reply to We did it everyone. by TendiesForTheBoys
What no 🚀’s yet!? Let’s get this party started 🎉🚀📈🦍🌮🚀. Did I miss one?
Smort_poop t1_jee5pjd wrote
Reply to comment by x_lincoln_x in We did it everyone. by TendiesForTheBoys
After level 17 it takes a lot more per level
jimmycarr1 t1_jee5ogi wrote
Reply to comment by reddituseranyonymous in How bears feel rn by NeedThoseGains69
And being a gambling addict is what caused you to listen to that idiot
Molybdenum421 t1_jee5muc wrote
Reply to comment by maidog6 in Can someone help me understand my taxes as an unprofitable day trader? by maidog6
Now I understand why my accountant always asks me to add all my trades up. It's always some dumb number.
20Federico01 t1_jee5k1n wrote
Reply to OK analyst by Affectionate_Lab_425
EdliA t1_jee5bgr wrote
Reply to comment by chuck_portis in Thoughts on why Big Tech has been rallying and if it’s sustainable? by vwxyzabcdef
Yet these same companies laid off a lot of people. There was a reason for that.
Avalanche_622 t1_jee56r4 wrote
Reply to 'Nationalizing bond markets' left central banks unprepared for inflation, top HSBC economist says by Slappy817
What a surprise!
Peelboy t1_jee5594 wrote
Reply to comment by watmattersmost in Can someone help me understand my taxes as an unprofitable day trader? by maidog6
When you don't know, you go and build a castle on that ignorance and celebrate the regardedness
l0stcausel0b0t0my t1_jee53fm wrote
Reply to OK analyst by Affectionate_Lab_425
You need to be regarded for it to make sense.
Fibocrypto t1_jee50zm wrote
Reply to Reed, you're smarter than you know! by shamansufi
Reed sold at the lows . Don't be reed .
lilmickeyLSD69420 t1_jee4tk6 wrote
Reply to comment by RegulateTheRegulator in The man is sending mixed signals. by Vivid-Ad-4152
Basically go long?
darkspd96 t1_jee7vn1 wrote
Reply to BREAKING: Credit Suisse Set to Lay Off 2,000 Staff Following Merger with UBS by [deleted]
Yup, any kind of consolidation leads to duplicate positions, you take the best candidate and get rid of the rest, welcome to capitalism
... Do you really think the market is going to tank given cost cutting?🤣🤣🤣