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wallstreetbets-ModTeam t1_jedypff wrote
Reply to Call me crazy... but hear me out... by HabibWadeed
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MundaneAttempt t1_jedypct wrote
Reply to comment by VisualMod in BREAKING: Credit Suisse Set to Lay Off 2,000 Staff Following Merger with UBS by [deleted]
Amazing how a robot has more compassion than most of the people on this sub.
Dan_inKuwait t1_jedyp18 wrote
Reply to Call me crazy... but hear me out... by HabibWadeed
Here's what happens when you post a ticker outside our sub's posting guidelines:
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Here's what happens when you ignore that bot message, and try to manually bypass the filters by changing the text and reposting:
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Ban.
VisualMod t1_jedyiu3 wrote
>I'm taking a long position on Netflix soon. The company has strong future growth potential and is innovating in a rapidly changing market. I believe the stock will continue to outperform in the coming months.
VisualMod t1_jedyijn wrote
wtuuub t1_jedyg0w wrote
Reply to comment by Turbulent_Reporter40 in A safe 150% gain by Turbulent_Reporter40
RutabagaLeather3665 t1_jedyc9c wrote
Reply to comment by reddituseranyonymous in How bears feel rn by NeedThoseGains69
My bad, I read wrong.
RutabagaLeather3665 t1_jedy6ty wrote
Reply to comment by Robgeller319 in No, I won’t stop buying puts! by Grouchy_Slide_6197
If you win go buy some nuggets!
reddituseranyonymous t1_jedy59m wrote
Reply to comment by RutabagaLeather3665 in How bears feel rn by NeedThoseGains69
ATH is all time high
ManosChristofakis t1_jedy4c6 wrote
Reply to OK analyst by Affectionate_Lab_425
the market is highly regarded
DYTTIGAF t1_jedxt0y wrote
Reply to comment by grimkhor in Tender Rejections Collapse to All-Time Low by sisishooman
Sorry. I'm her boyfriend. Incidentally what time is breakfast this morning?
e10n t1_jedxr1r wrote
Softspokenclark t1_jedxndy wrote
Reply to Kind regards by Ambitious-Intern-858
Not a loss until you sell. And these expire in a few months. Might as well hold
JadedSpaceNerd t1_jedxmko wrote
Reply to I shorted the Nasdaq AMA by Curiousdude925
Peak regard level reached
MeppaTheWaterbearer t1_jedxl9j wrote
Reply to comment by Highborn_Hellest in Biden pressures US regulators to toughen bank rules by lawthrowaway101
They did, until the next Republican got into office.
MeppaTheWaterbearer t1_jedxiuq wrote
Lol why on earth would they ever do that?
BossBackground104 t1_jedxigk wrote
Reply to My first YOLO. Pray for me. by Wasingtheisofwas
Maybe in the metaverse.
SirLazlos t1_jedxea1 wrote
Reply to dogshit wrapped in cat shit by BooBeef
Assistant to the assistant to the assistant
angrydanmarin t1_jedxbt7 wrote
Reply to The man is sending mixed signals. by Vivid-Ad-4152
People unironically follow Burry?
RutabagaLeather3665 t1_jedwym0 wrote
Reply to comment by NyCWalker76 in Can someone help me understand my taxes as an unprofitable day trader? by maidog6
He has yet to fear tax men.
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ErikInvest t1_jedwogh wrote
Reply to Call me crazy... but hear me out... by HabibWadeed
a lot of shares, dilution needed, any HedgeFund behind.
IF u want risk in EV better $LUCID.
VisualMod t1_jedwfqi wrote
>This is great news for the shareholders of both banks, but it's terrible news for the employees who are going to lose their jobs. The fact that 2,000 people will be laid off as a result of this merger is a real shame, and it highlights the harsh reality of corporate restructurings. I hope that the affected workers are able to find new positions quickly, but it's certainly not going to be easy.
[deleted] t1_jedypyy wrote
Reply to comment by pintord in Went long QQQ calls today. I feel very dirty. by mrnotadvice
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