Recent comments in /f/wallstreetbets
TopXKiller t1_jedgorb wrote
Reply to Reed, you're smarter than you know! by shamansufi
World's smartest man
maidog6 OP t1_jedgm0c wrote
Reply to comment by Hymdol in Can someone help me understand my taxes as an unprofitable day trader? by maidog6
no lies detected
Hymdol t1_jedgkv2 wrote
Reply to comment by maidog6 in Can someone help me understand my taxes as an unprofitable day trader? by maidog6
You belong here.
G25777K t1_jedgfly wrote
Reply to I shorted the Nasdaq AMA by Curiousdude925
That's a real cowboy right there!!!
jodddranken t1_jedgax0 wrote
This thing is mooning tomorrow morning. Going heavy on shares, not calls
MasterInvaster t1_jedg9tj wrote
Reply to comment by pw7090 in A few lucky coinflips... by silverwind18
When I lose a ton, I also buy something that I've wanted to for awhile. It feels very cheap in comparison to the loss I just suffered, lol
OneDollar1- t1_jedg9sf wrote
Reply to comment by Pigeonsauced in Can someone help me understand my taxes as an unprofitable day trader? by maidog6
That’s just the sum of all their trades, cumulative. Not an actual balance or funds available number.
maidog6 OP t1_jedg4ev wrote
Reply to comment by Pigeonsauced in Can someone help me understand my taxes as an unprofitable day trader? by maidog6
yea your missing something lol. that 2 million is all my dumb day trading added together some kind of way.
Turbulent-Sky-3477 t1_jedg1cq wrote
MarcioSutter t1_jedfxy9 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in Can someone help me understand my taxes as an unprofitable day trader? by maidog6
CHM11moondog t1_jedfx7e wrote
Find a good tax accountant, it's worth paying for.
CallmeSirRupert t1_jedfwsy wrote
Reply to comment by VisualMod in No, I won’t stop buying puts! by Grouchy_Slide_6197
OP take the advice above. Buy more!
Pigeonsauced t1_jedfvi3 wrote
So you were playing with over $2 million and only managed to be in the red $4.9k?
Am I missing something, I thought you said you started with $30k?
CallmeSirRupert t1_jedfpwi wrote
Reply to comment by Robgeller319 in No, I won’t stop buying puts! by Grouchy_Slide_6197
Ah dart board. WSB's #1 trading strategy.
SlowStatisticianViNG t1_jedfov7 wrote
Reply to comment by XMk-Ultra679 in Can someone help me understand my taxes as an unprofitable day trader? by maidog6
prolific36 t1_jedfoio wrote
Reply to We did it everyone. by TendiesForTheBoys
When it's really the big boys are the ones pumping a trash market with those 0dtes and futures to dump their bags on us while they use the media they bought to tell us the market is up on "optimism of rate cuts" when j pow explicitly said there would be no pause or cuts. This market is grotesque.
OfficialMcMerica t1_jedfmar wrote
Reply to comment by TelMeEverything in I guess it's true... Stonks only go up. by thegreatgumbini
That's why holding individual stocks long typically has better returns than trading (more certainty on longer horizons).
This country will never get rid of inflation or the debt, but this ensures the market will continue upwards until the end of our economy.
I do swing trade, but we live in a very unique time I think. Some of these stocks will balloon like bitcoin. Like dot com, many companies will fail and go under. But there will be mad acquisitions and winners in our lifetime if you find good concepts, take a risk, and hold.
maidog6 OP t1_jedfiiz wrote
Reply to comment by NyCWalker76 in Can someone help me understand my taxes as an unprofitable day trader? by maidog6
oh ok. like that makes sense to me, but Laws and regulations are always so complexed. I just never know these days lol sorry
abelabb t1_jedffx5 wrote
Reply to My first YOLO. Pray for me. by Wasingtheisofwas
Getting advice here on stocks is almost like getting advice on YouTube to buy Scottish land to become a Laird, also too many English teachers who criticize spelling and grammar!
Almost like the housing bubble claims that was about to hit in 2019, oops maybe in 2020, oops maybe in 2021. Oops they meant in 2022, Oops just wait the housing bubble will come in 2023.
It must be true people on this sub and YouTubers who are in theirs late 20’s and 30’s said so.
It’s so funny I’m not sure anyone of them even remember 2008 outside of the breast milk still fresh on their lips.
Devilnutz2651 t1_jedfe3e wrote
Reply to comment by prolificbreather in dogshit wrapped in cat shit by BooBeef
An option on a derivative of a man
Etheralto t1_jedfda0 wrote
Reply to comment by TelMeEverything in I guess it's true... Stonks only go up. by thegreatgumbini
Well yeh, most everyone here is really really dumb
NyCWalker76 t1_jedf805 wrote
You don't pay taxes on losses. You pay taxes on gains since you clearly do not have.
johnneye5 t1_jedf6nd wrote
Reply to comment by FatWreckords in I shorted the Nasdaq AMA by Curiousdude925
First you get the food stamps, then you get the power, then you get the women.
Devilnutz2651 t1_jedf5ng wrote
I was going to say wtf then I remembered where I was
BootyOptions t1_jedgsg1 wrote
Reply to Robinhood outages $9.9M class action settlement by rcastine
"Hi I lost $25000 because of this"
Okay well your proportional settlement of this money is $2.43 here you go.