Recent comments in /f/wallstreetbets
prolificbreather t1_jedf1t1 wrote
Reply to comment by BooBeef in dogshit wrapped in cat shit by BooBeef
You're an option on a man.
XMk-Ultra679 t1_jedf0oc wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in Can someone help me understand my taxes as an unprofitable day trader? by maidog6
Cutlercares t1_jedf0eq wrote
Reply to comment by Lontoron in Metropolitan Bank Holding Corp. down only -23% today! by mebinici
The whole take might be wrong, but that's why you straddle with high volatility.
I'm sure more research will come to light tomorrow and a clear view of the bank's situation will emerge.
For now, I think going with "where there's smoke, there's fire" is the right call.
FYI: I never saw the article. Several posts with the bank's balance sheet were made in other subs I follow.
prolific36 t1_jedexhg wrote
Reply to How bears feel rn by NeedThoseGains69
Finally this sub is bullish, I now know it's time for puts to print
Sensible_Thoughts t1_jedet2f wrote
Reply to comment by reddituseranyonymous in How bears feel rn by NeedThoseGains69
Okay but that is like the last two years. How was your account larger in the dot com bubble than it is now?
rjsheine t1_jederlm wrote
So you’re learning
leli_manning t1_jedeqw7 wrote
Reply to comment by Robgeller319 in No, I won’t stop buying puts! by Grouchy_Slide_6197
You are fukt
DaddyChiiill t1_jedeq44 wrote
Breaking the laws of economics? Bullish
OfficialMcMerica t1_jedeo7a wrote
Reply to comment by VisualMod in I guess it's true... Stonks only go up. by thegreatgumbini
Economics is a social science for this reason - you can argue either schools of thought with valid data on either side.
Higher rates and inflation can also mean less institutional borrowing, less consumer spending, and less earnings. We are also at historic levels that carry risks we don't even know.
War can drive up energy and defense stocks, but it can also crash the overall market. Not to mention a China conflict could set the U.S back decades technologically if we lose.
Social unrest, an upcoming election (market typically acts mixed and dips leading up to elections for the uncertainty). June- we have a debt ceiling "show" to watch.
This is why I no longer listen to analysts - along with seeing bribery practices in the industry (pay for ratings).
Do your own homework and be willing to change views. That's all I can say. Like Jimbo always says "be a bull, be a bear, but don't be a pig"
the__storm t1_jedem72 wrote
Reply to comment by Jamber_Jamber in I guess it's true... Stonks only go up. by thegreatgumbini
The typos are from the OCR. It can't read OP's shitty font on top of the images.
(Still theoretically possible for language models to make "typos" because they exist in the training data, but very unlikely )
Lontoron t1_jedeh6e wrote
Reply to comment by jodddranken in Metropolitan Bank Holding Corp. down only -23% today! by mebinici
Yep this is false, they're quoting a kid on twitter with an old screenshot.
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/mcb/insider-activity
Lontoron t1_jededsa wrote
Reply to comment by Cutlercares in Metropolitan Bank Holding Corp. down only -23% today! by mebinici
A bank with increasing deposits and stable loans is going to zero? Okay buddy.
He updated that he was wrong himself. Look at an actual source not a single inaccurate day of webull you child.
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/mcb/insider-activity
mattenthehat t1_jededl6 wrote
Reply to comment by BlackSky2129 in We did it everyone. by TendiesForTheBoys
My dude. You just got done saying these are VC accounts. We're talking 9 or 10 digits. The FDIC insurance is not relevant in any way.
cantbebothered9999 t1_jedecuf wrote
How....
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ClassyPenguin23 t1_jede6cg wrote
Reply to comment by mrnotadvice in Went long QQQ calls today. I feel very dirty. by mrnotadvice
Fair enough - thanks for the info. Keep it up!
maidog6 OP t1_jede2fp wrote
Reply to comment by jemilk in Can someone help me understand my taxes as an unprofitable day trader? by maidog6
ah ok. thanks for letting me know this. i appreciate that
isucktrading t1_jeddxzc wrote
Reply to comment by daddyslimane in No, I won’t stop buying puts! by Grouchy_Slide_6197
And you my friend are gonna get it in tha ASS With BIG Green dildos .. see you behind the dumpster !
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Reply to I shorted the Nasdaq AMA by Curiousdude925
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isucktrading t1_jeddrz5 wrote
Reply to comment by Putmilk404 in No, I won’t stop buying puts! by Grouchy_Slide_6197
BIG up trend ! SPY 438
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Reply to I shorted the Nasdaq AMA by Curiousdude925
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isucktrading t1_jeddpur wrote
Reply to comment by iyervikas81 in No, I won’t stop buying puts! by Grouchy_Slide_6197
417 more like it !!
isucktrading t1_jeddo0c wrote
Reply to comment by Grouchy_Slide_6197 in No, I won’t stop buying puts! by Grouchy_Slide_6197
You are fucked !! SPY 438
isucktrading t1_jeddmdh wrote
Reply to comment by Manstrife in No, I won’t stop buying puts! by Grouchy_Slide_6197
100-%
Paradox68 OP t1_jedf2ec wrote
Reply to comment by Prestigious_Ear_3737 in Anyone else think AMZN is going to pop off tomorrow? by Paradox68
Don’t you have to go be stupid someplace else?