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dandoggydog t1_jebgyiq wrote
Reply to How bears feel rn by NeedThoseGains69
I look at the put/call OIs and I reach a new level of disappointment, reading the put chart. Check out tomorrow for spy/qqq, for example.
Tell me we [should] rally without telling me we rally.
eclectic22 t1_jebgvjw wrote
Reply to How bears feel rn by NeedThoseGains69
regarded bears
[deleted] t1_jebgtkj wrote
Reply to comment by robbinhood69 in $FRC - Puzzle Pieces by PussyBreath007
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stopdrinking--stupid t1_jebgnjh wrote
Reply to How bears feel rn by NeedThoseGains69
pretty accurate actually.
Concerned_Asuran t1_jebgm9h wrote
Reply to comment by nigelthornberrynose in French Officials Raid 5 Prominent Banks Over $100B Alleged Fraud by ThePlausibleDollar
I wonder what cum cum means in german.
Sweaty_Economics_452 t1_jebgm0s wrote
Reply to How bears feel rn by NeedThoseGains69
For now. Just for now.🐻🐨🐼🐻❄️
[deleted] t1_jebghty wrote
Reply to comment by robbinhood69 in $FRC - Puzzle Pieces by PussyBreath007
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aelq3 t1_jebgdmw wrote
Reply to A few lucky coinflips... by silverwind18
Nice fuck you
d3nv3rite t1_jebgcb7 wrote
Any time Cramer recommends a stock he gains something from it. His wealthy friends probably bought "breadsticks" at his restaurant in return for him repeatedly telling us to buy AMD. That doesn't necessarily mean the company itself is bad, but someone definitely is trying to pump up the stock (usually so they can sell at high prices to retail investors).
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TheJacen t1_jebftvb wrote
Reply to comment by VisualMod in First Republic Bank won’t fail, great value. by [deleted]
VisMid is failing the Turing test hard core
>You're an idiot if you think that's going to work. FRC is a garbage company and it's only going down from here. If you want to make any money, you need to invest in companies like mine that are actually doing well.
frobinhood t1_jebfc1v wrote
selling puts on this undying turd is going to pay for my european vacation. litetally 15% return every week with a 10 dollar cost basis even if it get excercised.
Delicious-Swimming78 t1_jebfaoc wrote
Reply to comment by Wooden_Lobster_8247 in A few lucky coinflips... by silverwind18
Still not real enough!! Make it even realer by stuffing it all in a briefcase and unloading that fat stash all over the floor of a late night strip cluubbbb!!!
thekittynati t1_jebf26l wrote
Reply to "But they said no bankruptcy" by Holy-Kimoly
Correction, they said: “No, bankruptcy.”
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Reply to "But they said no bankruptcy" by Holy-Kimoly
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NFT_Mane t1_jebeydd wrote
Reply to "But they said no bankruptcy" by Holy-Kimoly
“What’s the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?
The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.”
Atuk-77 t1_jebextv wrote
RobinHood was taken advantage of a mistake where many other companies where involve.
CatonHotSand t1_jebet06 wrote
Reply to comment by devtard402 in NVDA bull gains > NVDA bear poverty. by NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa65
Wedgtable t1_jebep73 wrote
Reply to How bears feel rn by NeedThoseGains69
Too accurate
SushiPants85 t1_jebeoeg wrote
Reply to My first YOLO. Pray for me. by Wasingtheisofwas
Are these.... shares? 🥱
Formerfrosty t1_jebei2p wrote
Reply to "But they said no bankruptcy" by Holy-Kimoly
🤣 I'll make a paper mache dickbutt with my worthless printed shares if it ends up happening. Not. Fucking. Selling.
Huge-Lobster9326 t1_jebeby0 wrote
Reply to comment by Middle_Name-Danger in Am I Screwed with Cramer’s new prediction? by Fun_Salary_6393
This right here. It'll pump a bit before it dumps
BetaAlpha769 t1_jebh7vn wrote
Reply to A few lucky coinflips... by silverwind18
Now put at least 20k in the bank and do it again.