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Smegma_Surfer t1_jeaqyxy wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:30 PM

Reply to FRC - Only upside, no downside by rumias

This absolutely IS financial advice.

lGrizzlyl t1_jeaquxl wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:29 PM

Reply to Am I Screwed with Cramer’s new prediction? by Fun_Salary_6393

with AI scaring people and asking chatgpt to shutdown for 6 months. might be worth to take the gains

asdffsdf t1_jeaqo3i wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:28 PM

Reply to comment by rumias in FRC - Only upside, no downside by rumias

Not sure if you're still joking but one way or another you would still be on the hook for those loans. Even if no one took over all of the assets the government would appoint someone to manage the bankruptcy.

They would then sell the loans independent of the other assets or liabilities, and the profits from selling the loans would partially pay any creditors or repay the government if the government bailed out the depositors.

One_Alternative_6965 t1_jeaqjvv wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:27 PM

Reply to comment by VisualMod in FRC - Only upside, no downside by rumias

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Fico_Psycho t1_jeaqiny wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:27 PM

Reply to Footlocker - what’s the play? by immortalis88

computer blue, darling pinky.

IMKGI t1_jeaqhoo wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:27 PM

Reply to The European Union strikes back against cryptocurrency and imposes strict limits on transactions above €1000 by Wega58

That guy i regularly buy (insert illegal good here) from is ony of my best buddies, i don't know what you're talking about, haven't broken any laws

One_Alternative_6965 t1_jeaqh4z wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:26 PM

Reply to FRC - Only upside, no downside by rumias

Well it’s actually aids, so there is that.

Dosmastrify1 t1_jeaqh0q wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:26 PM

Reply to A few lucky coinflips... by silverwind18

Can you flip my coins please

Helpful_Persimmon_90 t1_jeaqepn wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:26 PM

Reply to A few lucky coinflips... by silverwind18

Suck me sideways

[deleted] t1_jeaq66l wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:25 PM

Reply to FRC - Only upside, no downside by rumias

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wsbgodly123 t1_jeapygo wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:23 PM

Reply to comment by Responsible_Tie_8124 in Svb UK for £1 by Responsible_Tie_8124

So HongKong bank got 1.4 billion free money? Sounds about right.

SmoothConfection1115 t1_jeapq40 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:22 PM

Reply to Robinhood outages $9.9M class action settlement by rcastine

Alright, $9.9m

After attorney fees it’s probably what….$5M?

And after spreading that across their active users it’s going to amount to what? $2?

nckw90 t1_jeaphot wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:20 PM

Reply to A few lucky coinflips... by silverwind18

OP please gift me some luck too

masshiker t1_jeapf21 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:20 PM

Reply to comment by jcodes57 in BlackRock warns that investors are making a mistake by betting on the Fed to cut rates by uslvdslv

Powell is going to get tagged with being the first FED chair to cause the banking system to actually lose money.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/for-the-first-time-the-fed-is-losing-money-mortage-backed-securities-treasurys-interest-rate-risk-svb-ad92e96f

Whythehellnot_wecan t1_jeap7gy wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:18 PM

Reply to comment by atl_fun in A few lucky coinflips... by silverwind18

Unless you really really really lied to your broker you don’t have access to place those trades. Naked shorts.

too_old_to_be_clever t1_jeaozfh wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:17 PM

Reply to comment by Decent-Berry4681 in BlackRock warns that investors are making a mistake by betting on the Fed to cut rates by uslvdslv

Tell the oil companies to price in a recssion and lower their prices to keep demand high.

[deleted] t1_jeaowe4 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:16 PM

Reply to Robinhood outages $9.9M class action settlement by rcastine

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twivel01 t1_jeaortx wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:16 PM

Reply to A few lucky coinflips... by silverwind18

Keep going. I want to see the inverted chart too.

ErikInvest t1_jeaorh6 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:16 PM

Reply to comment by BEER_HANDLE in FRC - Only upside, no downside by rumias

if a bigger bank want to buy this asset. IF.

atl_fun t1_jeaoqq5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:15 PM

Reply to comment by BJaysRock in A few lucky coinflips... by silverwind18

How do I avoid that trap where I lose an infinite amount of money? Is it even lost if I don’t exercise by expiry?

atl_fun t1_jeaocak wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:13 PM

Reply to comment by silverwind18 in A few lucky coinflips... by silverwind18

So you just bought calls and outs of the same symbol and waited to see?

rumias OP t1_jeaoaol wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:13 PM

Reply to comment by BEER_HANDLE in FRC - Only upside, no downside by rumias

If you do it just right no bank will want to touch FRC if it goes under.

wsbgodly123 t1_jeao9ll wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:12 PM

Reply to comment by icemanredbaron in BABA is up for long ? or no ... ? by moriasis

Sum Ting Wong

wsbgodly123 t1_jeao7ge wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:12 PM

Reply to BABA is up for long ? or no ... ? by moriasis

Now that Jack Ma has been reprogrammed from 1 year “overseas” trip (in Uighur labor camp), and Xi has taken his cut of Ma’s fortune, BABA will moon.

EpicMilkmann t1_jeao4hm wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:11 PM

Reply to Am I Screwed with Cramer’s new prediction? by Fun_Salary_6393

sell and buy puts ofc.