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error401x t1_je6jtdg wrote
He's part of the modern News, formerly known as fictional comedy.
DeadSol t1_je6jt8e wrote
Reply to Spy Movement by TraderJoe_99
/r/monkeypaw
Wish granted: Tomorrows volatility will fuck everyone, puts, calls, straddles, and strangles.
VisualMod t1_je6jm1z wrote
>You're right, Jim Cramer is definitely more entertaining than those boring financial analysts. He's like a one-man circus and I can't get enough of it. Thanks for the recommendation!
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DeadSol t1_je6jjbp wrote
Yes.
RedOctobrrr t1_je6jfpa wrote
Reply to comment by WorkingHyena in I wonder what these $LULU calls will open at? by Langda
Congrats now fuck off Mr. Moneybags
fontasia t1_je6jfp8 wrote
God imagine being a "journalist" and being told to "write about how retail traders perform just as poorly as actual traders but retail are ruining everything. Also I was the mayor of New York for a while but I don't want people to look at what I actually did too closely."
iPigman t1_je6j4jx wrote
Reply to comment by Old_Man_in_SE_Texas in US to auction Gulf of Mexico oil under climate compromise by HorrorCharacter5127
Yep, I was in London looking over the effects and efforts of the privatisation of British Gas when Piper Alpha went down.
knowspickers t1_je6j30d wrote
Reply to comment by Linstrocity in Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth — with a financial crisis by TonyLiberty
I got some tulips for sale if you want to YOLO something with a bit more intrinsic value.
milkman_z t1_je6ix2f wrote
At 150 shares id be selling covered calls but my regarded ass is net negative since 2020. I'm ngmi
Linstrocity t1_je6iilk wrote
Reply to comment by knowspickers in Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth — with a financial crisis by TonyLiberty
All about the YOLO
Key_Security_1569 t1_je6idr3 wrote
More fear porn.. market will not fall under $380 the bottom is in.. calls on AI
go_to_YOGA_u_degens t1_je6i616 wrote
Reply to Spy Movement by TraderJoe_99
No one knows shit about fuck
2conservative t1_je6hx1e wrote
I also heard Big Tech was serving as a flight to safety - maybe not as much as Crypto stocks and to some extent Gold - but yes. As far as the future - you can listen to 15 analysts and you will get 15 different predictions. But, both Dalio and and Jeremy Grantham believe there is more pain to come. Not sure in what form that will be (another Black Swan event or perhaps a slow grind as investors begin to wrap their heads around the shrinking margins companies will face in the future) but - that both say another 20 - 50% could come out of the market. That said - if you have a timeline more than 10 years out - I wouldn't worry about it. Pick some very good stocks, buy and hold. I was strongly considering Meta when it dropped below a 100 and TSLA when it dropped to 100 and passed on both. Kicking myself now - but oh well. I would consider picking up some good stocks and start dollar cost averaging in. Buy dips and if the market suddenly tanks - put everything left into those same stocks. Buffet isn't a fan of selling his holdings (he will but not too often). He takes all the dividends from his diverse holdings and uses that cash to pick up stocks on the cheap or add to his holdings on dips. It's a great strategy and really quite conservative/safe.
Walla_Walla_26 t1_je6hvy0 wrote
Reply to comment by Fun-Transition1230 in Stagflation 2023: The Looming Economic Nightmare You Can't Afford to Ignore by Wega58
Long as you have a fast truck and big guns
Responsible_Tie_8124 OP t1_je6hq44 wrote
Reply to comment by My-Internet-Persona in Svb UK for £1 by Responsible_Tie_8124
Didn't know that (this was my first post)... but thanks for letting me know anyway
Fun-Transition1230 t1_je6hpu4 wrote
Reply to comment by Walla_Walla_26 in Stagflation 2023: The Looming Economic Nightmare You Can't Afford to Ignore by Wega58
Mad max/famine situation unemployment will be 0% strong strong jobs market.
IamTheWalrus001 t1_je6hlpu wrote
Ah well, they’ll just get a strong talking to and have to pay a fine. Done and done. All parties involved will keep their bonuses and move on.
Walla_Walla_26 t1_je6hkwm wrote
Reply to comment by Fun-Transition1230 in Stagflation 2023: The Looming Economic Nightmare You Can't Afford to Ignore by Wega58
Lol
moon-worshiper t1_je6hjno wrote
This is the last week of the 1st Quarter. It is known as Sucker Week, priming the Pump, for the Dump when 1st Quarter Reports start coming out, taking the steam out of the room. The Pumpers -- BUY!BUY!BUY!
Fun-Transition1230 t1_je6he58 wrote
Reply to comment by Walla_Walla_26 in Stagflation 2023: The Looming Economic Nightmare You Can't Afford to Ignore by Wega58
Unemployment numbers are fudge.
If you go to the poorest housing project the unemployment rate will be under 3% because nobody is eligible to collect unemployment.
Employment rate is around 60%
knowspickers t1_je6h4m6 wrote
Reply to comment by Linstrocity in Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth — with a financial crisis by TonyLiberty
Looooool. You belong here.
33446shaba t1_je6h2vk wrote
it corrected a healthy amount. The banks are a scary place to keep deposits. large blue chip Tech seems fairly safe vs banks who can lose your deposits during this correction.
ole_shanksies t1_je6gtbr wrote
JNUG then?
Key_Security_1569 t1_je6jw05 wrote
Reply to Anyone else think AMZN is going to pop off tomorrow? by Paradox68
Yup going to rip next few weeks.. ER coming up and ER run up