Bro, seek help.

I had a good looking contractor working on the apartment complex I lived in several years ago. He would carve "arrowheads" made of glass and leave them on my patio table for me to find.

I thought it was very sweet and gave me the confidence to speak to him when I saw him one day. I thanked him for the "gifts" and gushed about how talented and thoughtful he was.

He tipped his hat and said, "My wife tells me that all the time."

Ugh. Definitely read him incorrectly. I was very embarrassed.

Yeah, the utter panic I felt when peeling off my first overly saturated pee pee diaper. There should be a warning.

Stepbro, what are you drawing?

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Most guys check out most of the girls out so it not a big deal

And have like seven children with him... just to throw him off the scent.

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You're the relationship police and FORCED her to message this other dude or you would do it?

It's her business man. Dodge the bullet and move on. That shit is weird and authoritarian.

sounds like they go to say something then start spamming the auto fill button till it looks like a paragraph

r/IASIP

Yes, don't be a bigot. Two men can steal a child just as well as a man and woman can.

Lmao what? I’m pretty sure the rolls of this position aren’t about giving speeches. I’d stop talking to you too if that’s why you didn’t vote for me.

“… did I really say ‘same here’? How the fuck am I supposed to check her out if I don’t even work there; what register would I use? Dumbass, she’s probably laughing at me right now.”

Her right now: See Post

The absorbant material in those diapers is unbelievable. My mother has dementia and recently started wearing adult diapers. She snuck a couple into the laundry. Clogged the drain from the house to the street. It took the plumber forever to get it cleaned out. Lesson learned by the entire family.

LUCKY! I can drink a energy drink and go to sleep 20mins later.

Is the child ok with the bite?

“There’s a café in my building. Let me let you buy yourself a coffee. On the house!”

When he does come to the pharmacy, make sure you tell him "ok, let me get your prescription and I'll check you out".

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Jesus how long since you changed the at diaper for it to explode like that? And why shake it, we’re you going to put it back on???

No I asked her straight up and she confirmed it was true. I told her to come clean to the guy or else I’d message him, she complied and sent screenshots of her confession.

Yeah she told me she goes to therapy at least once a week, hopefully she can figure things out

What's the big deal with calling Magnum condoms extra large? They are just regular size, and everything else is small.