Recent comments in /f/springfieldMO
itsme_rafah t1_jdhzsph wrote
Reply to James River gets pretty upset and stops answering the phone if you ask about the toes. by mysickfix
“We meant her ‘spiritual’ toes!” -John Lindell, probably
malevolentk t1_jdhzkmb wrote
Thank you for sharing!!
Voting is so important - make your voice heard
Shurita and Judy for school board
fahmine t1_jdhzdi6 wrote
Reply to James River gets pretty upset and stops answering the phone if you ask about the toes. by mysickfix
Everyone here is missing the point. If they show the toes, the government will take them.
The democrats are coming for your Miracle Toes.
someone with time and skill should photoshop a Miracle Grow bag/logo with toes.
ToasterWaffles4me t1_jdhzc5q wrote
>In-person absentee voting can be done at 1126 North Boonville Ave., at the County Clerk’s Office.
The Library Center is also hosting in-person absentee voting. https://www.news-leader.com/story/news/local/2023/03/23/library-center-hosts-no-excuse-absentee-voting-for-april-4-election/70042668007/
In person absentee voting was incredibly easy and I highly recommend. Just be sure to bring valid photo ID and it helps to research candidates ahead of time. School Board and City Council races are non-partisan so there won't be indicators for political ideologies on your ballot.
The_Actual_Pope t1_jdhz980 wrote
In the James River Church Necromancy thread, someone pointed out they could get in trouble because Springfield requires a license for necromancy. They linked to the law and the list of occult practices you need a license to practice in Springfield is amazing.
>any occult or psychic power or faculty or force, clairvoyance, cartomancy, phrenology, spirits, mediumship, seership, prophecy, augury, astrology, palmistry, necromancy, mindreading, telepathy, or other craft, science, cards, talisman, charms, potions, magnetism, magnetized articles or substances, oriental mysteries or magic of any kind or nature, or numerology.
cbduck t1_jdhz6q3 wrote
Reply to comment by GSPilot in James River gets pretty upset and stops answering the phone if you ask about the toes. by mysickfix
Best point I've seen so far.
LurkingOakleaf t1_jdhz18d wrote
Reply to comment by BetterMakeAnAccount in Smoothie Thirst by Anima_EB
No drive through but you can call in carry outs
Shadow11Wolf50 t1_jdhymhx wrote
Reply to James River gets pretty upset and stops answering the phone if you ask about the toes. by mysickfix
I just spoke with a member, though she goes to the west campus. I asked her what her thoughts were about it as someone who's a member. Even she's skeptical and agrees that in a day and age where everyone has a camera in their pocket, nobody recorded the event, and zero proof has been released since.
Anima_EB OP t1_jdhwrq0 wrote
Reply to comment by ChaoticRainbow73 in Smoothie Thirst by Anima_EB
Thanks for the recommend! I forgot this place was there tbh.
Anima_EB OP t1_jdhwom3 wrote
Reply to Smoothie Thirst by Anima_EB
Love both Tropical Smoothie Cafe and Smoothie king but yeah neither have a drive through unfortunately.
enickma1221 t1_jdhw04o wrote
Reply to comment by disturbed_beaver in James River gets pretty upset and stops answering the phone if you ask about the toes. by mysickfix
Friggin brilliant!!
disturbed_beaver t1_jdhvvck wrote
Reply to comment by enickma1221 in James River gets pretty upset and stops answering the phone if you ask about the toes. by mysickfix
I would love an extra pinky toe that doesn't have feeling so I can stub that son of a bitch instead of my real one!
enickma1221 t1_jdhvf8j wrote
Reply to James River gets pretty upset and stops answering the phone if you ask about the toes. by mysickfix
Has anyone checked to see if backup toes are available? I still have all 10, but I’d feel way better if I had a spare.
Ten-4RubberDucky t1_jdhuj8h wrote
Reply to comment by HotMessShephardess in James River Now A National Embarassment by sayten
The yoga thing?
ptparkert t1_jdhtwn3 wrote
Reply to James River gets pretty upset and stops answering the phone if you ask about the toes. by mysickfix
Sounds like they aren’t toeing the line. They really put their foot in their mouth.
blu3dice OP t1_jdhtk4v wrote
Reply to comment by Zigihogan in Hey friends, while we're waiting for feet pics, let's go vote early!!! by blu3dice
"All over the place, from the popular culture to the propaganda system, there is constant pressure to make people feel that they are helpless, that the only role they can have is to ratify decisions and to consume."
Noam Chomsky
[deleted] t1_jdhte19 wrote
Reply to comment by ChaoticRainbow73 in Smoothie Thirst by Anima_EB
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SweetSewerRat t1_jdhtbuc wrote
Reply to James River gets pretty upset and stops answering the phone if you ask about the toes. by mysickfix
Brothers, they wish not for us to see the toes. Ask yourselves, who benefits from keeping the toes hidden? Summer is coming, and the sandals shall reveal all.
erichkutslilpp t1_jdht48n wrote
Reply to comment by the_honeyman in This week on r/springfieldMO by biggeenosaurus
Bad bot.
snorlaxatives_69 t1_jdhsvbz wrote
Reply to comment by GSPilot in James River gets pretty upset and stops answering the phone if you ask about the toes. by mysickfix
Ah, veeeeeeery good point
GSPilot t1_jdhsmts wrote
Reply to comment by snorlaxatives_69 in James River gets pretty upset and stops answering the phone if you ask about the toes. by mysickfix
If you’ll recall, every one of the idiots that were in the pews during their un-masked services during Covid had a cell phone out recording their ignorance.
But somehow not one person had a phone on them when this “miracle” happened.
Not one.
BetterMakeAnAccount t1_jdhslsg wrote
Reply to comment by ChaoticRainbow73 in Smoothie Thirst by Anima_EB
I second Dancing Mule. Everyone is so nice there
BetterMakeAnAccount t1_jdhsjhx wrote
Reply to comment by Temporary-Freedom452 in Smoothie Thirst by Anima_EB
Do any of those have a drive thru? The one closest to me doesn’t have one.
toddsleivonski t1_jdhs8z9 wrote
Reply to comment by deborah_jai in Smoothie Thirst by Anima_EB
Smoothie king is poopie king
Golden3ye t1_jdi0ei2 wrote
Reply to comment by SweetSewerRat in James River gets pretty upset and stops answering the phone if you ask about the toes. by mysickfix
That poor lady fucked up. She can never go anywhere without full coverage shoes again.