Recent comments in /f/springfieldMO
bazookatooff OP t1_jdf1vf4 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in The Toe Shit by bazookatooff
Precisely. Haha.
steadyfiction t1_jdf1plv wrote
it’s giving david koresh 🫣
PalPubPull t1_jdf10xf wrote
Reply to comment by disturbed_beaver in 🙏🏼✝️🦶🏼 by MerSav
I'm trying to deep dive internally into how JRA converted to this, and the only thing I could imagine is medical miracles create larger income than simply the Love of God, which is what I experienced when I was in that cult.
I'm not saying they were ever a great church to attend (in hindsight at least, they are very persuasive when you're there) but I never experienced anything like this when I was a member a couple decades ago. It would be more like recovering addicts, or them helping rebuild burnt down houses, which I can at least acknowledge still that whatever works is helpful.
Regrowing toes....No idea what's happened between then and now.
Happy member and donate monthly to Brentwood now who I know loves everyone for who they are. Just saying I can see how easy it is to get wrapped up in JRA's bullshit. If you ever go, at least as I experienced in the early 2000s and I imagine has only become more persuasive, every sermon was like a hype concert. They are performers that make you feel good about yourself, so it was easy to just kind of believe whatever they say.
benutne t1_jdex92c wrote
plated_lead t1_jdex12l wrote
Reply to comment by nickcash in now they're doing necromancy down at the James River Church. by The_Actual_Pope
Holy fuck… you have no idea how badly I want to apply for a necromancy license
mr_try-hard t1_jdevnwy wrote
Reply to I have never been more invested into seeing someone’s toes until this week. by noavocadoonlytomato
I am loving all of these toe-miracle memes.
[deleted] t1_jdeqxae wrote
Reply to comment by JohnMcDaniel91 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by Great-Bratton
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Longjumping-Ice-8814 t1_jdeq6hf wrote
Reply to comment by HotMessShephardess in I have never been more invested into seeing someone’s toes until this week. by noavocadoonlytomato
Only fans JRC 🤣🤣🤣
Gobblewicket t1_jdepkgn wrote
shavedcow t1_jdentk4 wrote
Reply to James River Church by EndPedos0900
Also Josh Hawley is a guest speaker at one of their upcoming events.
Embarrassed_Tax_6547 t1_jden8im wrote
“Meet my wife and my sister, same person”
LiathWolf t1_jdemybs wrote
Reply to comment by Miserable_Figure7876 in How do we feel about organizing as a community? by PossibleReporter6873
"biggest problems"? Nice. Do you even have kids in school or do you kill them all in the womb?
[deleted] OP t1_jdemirs wrote
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Marqueso-burrito t1_jdem7wu wrote
Traffic? In springfield? It takes like 20 minutes to get across town at rush hour
HotMessShephardess t1_jdelt5w wrote
Reply to I have never been more invested into seeing someone’s toes until this week. by noavocadoonlytomato
Lady gonna make a killing selling feet pics
Imactuallyadogg t1_jdejqry wrote
Reply to I have never been more invested into seeing someone’s toes until this week. by noavocadoonlytomato
I don’t understand why other members of the church aren’t standing up against this b.s.? Like do they realize that they look like a joke? Some of those members are doctors in the area. That’s kind of scary.
Particular-Wheel-741 t1_jdeh4qt wrote
Reply to James River Now A National Embarassment by sayten
Nice
Hem0g0blin t1_jdegnqu wrote
Reply to comment by yvnglawyer in now they're doing necromancy down at the James River Church. by The_Actual_Pope
I hear you, but I have to admit it's hard to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're not speaking literally when they've recently made the fantastic claim that they literally caused a woman's amputated toes to grow back.
ThunderFvcker t1_jdegn0o wrote
mdchally t1_jdeg1t8 wrote
Reply to comment by yvnglawyer in now they're doing necromancy down at the James River Church. by The_Actual_Pope
But the mobs don't want facts
nbmft13 t1_jdf3pgz wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Sodas by [deleted]
Yeah, we call the mascot "the creepy baby man" at our house