Wait, is this 6'10" or six out of ten? :)

I can help!

Well I used to help my grandparents teach people how to drive and I am teaching my niece

Hey you know what else regrow toes? CRABS. We’re all turning into crabs.

I have no idea. I mostly avoid anything to do with this church since I get cult vibes.

You'll have to get rid of one if you want another middle finger. Otherwise you'd have one middle finger and one extra other finger but both of them would be sharing the position of the middle. If you flipped people off with them both they wouldn't understand.

Sure wish God had given my mom back her legs when she was still alive.🙄

Growing toes! That's crazy! But a virgin birth everyone is on board with!? It's all the same Christian nuttary!

Isn’t Goldfinger, the main pastor whatever his crooked name is, missing a finger? Why didn’t god give him his finger back too? Not exactly a toe but still close enough eh?

also form 13909 just in case

I am replying to myself again. My grandpa and dad didn't have all of those slight of hand books for no reason. They used the same techniques to pull money from people. It was magic! No it wasn't. There was a reason why they went to prison for mail fraud, they knew people were dumb. And well, it was the 80's, so that was rampant. Religion was and is always easy. I have respect for those that use religion to help others, but that isn't so common anymore these days. See Joel Osteen, or JRC.

Don't confuse mental illness with stupidity. You're stigmatizing metal illness using it as an insult. Stop that..

I want toes. Many toes. And since he can grow them, I need more as my supply is running out. Also....

*It is like when a pastor can claim they can make a leg grow longer. It is all parlor tricks.*

Shomer Shabbos!!!

> For a church that clearly has a state-of-the-art video production team, it’s baffling that no one seems to have captured any of this on film.

That whole article is pure comedy gold.

Mental health and mental healthcare are still under serviced here.

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Yep, but that’s just what the women are asking god to do for their husbands. 🤷🏻‍♂️

That's how we know the story is bunk right from the jump. Bigger dicks would be first priority by a long shot.

Lol... sad but true...

Somebody let me know if they start making dicks bigger too.

I’m very proud of you.

Tiny Toes

Show Me The Toes

(I swear, it's safe for work lol)

Sir can you please keep your voice down? This is a family restaurant.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon--with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.