South New Zealand

Fucking pioneers right there!

Have you seen how many diseases humans carry? They spread theirs across the globe. We should wipe out all of them as well.

Hooray! Anytime, frand!

But what a bummer… Hopefully you’ll remember next time the stars magically align!

Yes!! Haha fuck. I had the opportunity to use it twice this week and even googled it with no help. Thank you fren!

Oooh do you mean r/Beetlejuicing ?

That’s my first thought!

Temp jobs

I have a hard time remembering the subreddit names. Do you know what the one where your username comes up organically is called?

If Google image worked properly, it is a Giant Huntsman spider. Native to Laos. It is considered the world's largest spider by leg span,[3] which can reach up to 30 cm (1 ft) Doesn't say that they are dangerous but I say move also.

They do say the female eats the male after mating...

It's like "sup bro".

Stone out with your bone out.

And his dick is rock-hard

You're either an autist or have too much time on your hands.

Maybe both.

Definitely r/MildlyPenis vibes

Bull crap

Try the Priest

The radish is an underused vegetable.

You think so? There's a huge retro music following among young people. I'm 25 and my friends all listen to Cream and other blues rock-y bands from the 70s, and I've heard my fair share of Michael Jackson. Almost every single band I listen to regularly had its prime way before I was born. I was just watching the music video for Billie Jean a couple of hours ago. The 20 year olds absolutely know about MJ.

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You owe my cat an apology. She was startled when I lol'ed very, very loudly.

Right in the feels. I moved here 5 years ago, visited Washington 2 days ago for the first time, now i need to move out in two months or so, and i really don't want to. Besides all the flaws I love this country more than my own and my love for it grows stronger every day. But as a famous governor once said: "I'll be back" 🇺🇲

CLR can help take care of that carbon build up

6 eggs

I use a sprinkle of baking soda and a bit of vinegar on those burnt on spots on the stove. Works wonders

Some context, these were both from the same brand, same AA grade. The larger ones on the left were 6 ounces for 3 eggs, and the ones on the right were 5.1 ounces, despite being about 30 percent more expensive.