...have her checked out for FTDs by a local florist

Can I make purple omelettes with red and blue eggs? Asking for a friend.

Did they install the urinal crooked?

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"the alien from predator" is like asking "what's Obama's last name?"

I’m happy to see it. Starfish have had a rough few years where I’m from, on the Pacific coast of North America.

I’m no dildologist but I reckon they are right. I have a buddy who’s a marital aid technician, she says “that’s a fuckin stick, no diggity no doubt.”

Heeey, I thought it was very feminine looking… just looked up Okeefe flowers, now I’m thinking maybe my gf needs to go to a doctor?

The way this is taken it looks like the starfish is like 4 feet tall

That's a gotdamn Pokemon.

Touché

What a fucking dump. Do they not have building codes? Jesus.

Very pretty painting and beautiful artist I might add.

Patrick after a drunk night out! cant unsee it

All dreams have a meaning

My dreams:

he he nailed it!

Georgia O'Keefe is like "I'm going to make extremely feminine flowers," and you're like "Have you ever seen The Thing?" I like it, though. There's a sense of organized chaos, giving a strong nod to function over form. It's clearly a flower. It's beautiful. And at a glance, it's a mess or an explosion.

Before people jump to cry Nazzzzziiiii.

No, that is the OG swastika pennant over a Hindu temple in India. Take it up with that leopard, eejit!

We do have fascists here but not the goose stepping Hugo boss strapping skin head thugs.

We call them bhakts/sanghis and they do wear orange and wave flags with swastika on them.

I think i might be going somewhere with this

Hows the homeless situation?

Be interesting to make a giant picture with them...of a chicken?

Detroit is a ton wealthier than Athens. A better US comparison are small cities like Jacksonville Florida or Grand Rapids Michigan. Although GDP per capita in the US are also much higher.

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chilling with blanket

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John Travolta in Battlefield Earth