You could always visit Denmark. I'd give a cup of coffee.

Am I the only person whose bacon produces grease? I tried both the microwave and oven methods and they're swimming in grease, even with paper towels. I tried grilling bacon wrapped jalapenos and the grease kept starting fires, so I had to stop. I tried to cook them in an oven and the grease just coated everything. I can't figure out how you people all seem to have greaseless bacon.

I put them between 2 pieces of paper like op has in the picture, 600w microwave for like 3-4minutes and they end up just like this. Why waste 15 minutes in the oven ?

If they do it again this year I'm not participating. I can't go through that again.

Um, because the rich haven't been paying their fair share for going on 40-50 years now? Or haven't you been paying attention?

I am not talking about you...unless you are making $300,000/yr or more. I have no idea why the poor constantly defend the rich...

Somewhere out there with no access to anything electronic to view this, Ron Swanson begins to involuntarily salivate.

Do you also hate puppies? and cheese?

I’m legitimately honored 🥓

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lmao I'm craving for some bacons for today .

No.

https://jewishcurrents.org/the-double-genocide-theory

Nazi ideology was premised on an economic gamble to genocide 10s of millions of people - a war economy for looting and raping, primarily, "subhuman" Slavic peoples and land in the Soviet Union. There is no realistic comparison to be made, Nazis started the Holocaust, Communists ended it, it's just that simple. The Nazis brought a puppet regime to France to kill and slaughter disabled and jews, the Soviets drove those looters and jew-gassers and bandit piracy into the dustbin of history. Simple, simple, simple. There is nothing in that to be redeemed, all successful things they did (e.g. infrastructure) were mere investments to genocidal ends. Nazism has no accomplishments - no positive contribution to mankind - no complicated history - no respectable striving - it lived for the thrill of death itself and was rightly put down like rabid dogs, for which tens of millions more would have died if not for the rapid industrialization taken in the Soviet Union under Fucking Papa Joe Stalin and the heroism of the Red Army resisting Nazism's degenerate rabid inhuman plans.

The Soviets brought the first man into space. America put a man on the Moon. The Nazis made pillows from the human hair of jews. Simple. The Soviets made a strong country, and Marxism Leninism continues marching on across the world to this day. Nazism turned a country into rubble in little over a decade, with nothing to show for it but pain. Simple.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generalplan_Ost

>So forgive me if the sight of that flag makes my blood boil just as much as when I see a nazi flag

Forgive me if I'm not sympathetic to liberal nonsense and a practical form of Nazi rehabilitation. You make my own blood boil.

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Ron Swanson would be proud 👌🏻

Cause I can?

But why?

>France was liberated by the allies, not the Soviet Union.

[IINTENSE COUGHING] what were the three main allied powers

hint 1

hint 2

second question do you understand how a Two Front war works

> Starting with a cold oven renders the fat more slowly

seems to be less spatter too... might be anecdotal though

Yeah I do. I was referring to the other 85% of the population as I forgot we were talking about retirees.

That's a dog right? Barkon?

Ahh, right

Oh Canada! If you know, you know.

I think colorado and oregon are the only ones that have legalized.

Just a wild guess, but the only times I've seen people complain about it was to do with censorship. Specifically, censorship of alt-right (Nazi) imagery.

Looks a bit overcooked, some of the edges nearly burning.

i personally use ~ a quarter cup on my sheet pan in the oven