PeterNinkimpoop t1_jedgzy4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:34 AM

Reply to comment by neotericnewt in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism

Okay you’re with your two kids and someone suddenly covers your head with something, what would you do? Sure the dipshits knew it was a plastic bucket but she didn’t know that and her body went into panic mode. These kids put another human into a fight or flight response and they could have gotten themselves or others hurt. They should be punished for that.

[deleted] t1_jedgt18 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:32 AM

Reply to Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism

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imnotsoho t1_jedgp4z wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:31 AM

Reply to NC senators propose eliminating participation trophies for youth sports by SpudB0y

I think we should eliminate participation paychecks for NC Senators. If you don't accomplish anything this month you get no check.

Bokbreath t1_jedg4vs wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:24 AM

Reply to Executive Director of the San Jose Police Officers’ Association charged with importing fentanyl by ChocolateTsar

ACAB

beepbeepsheepbot t1_jedfsz8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:20 AM

Reply to comment by Arquen_Marille in NC senators propose eliminating participation trophies for youth sports by SpudB0y

That we never asked for to begin with!

chockedup t1_jedfods wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:19 AM

Reply to Rescue underway for pod of dolphins stranded by ice in Dildo Cove by Man_Bear_Beaver

Vaguely reminiscent of the movie The Big Miracle.

[deleted] t1_jedf234 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:12 AM

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[deleted] t1_jedew4q wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:10 AM

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tryoracle t1_jeddmkw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:56 AM

Reply to comment by oozinator1 in Rescue underway for pod of dolphins stranded by ice in Dildo Cove by Man_Bear_Beaver

Newfies do weird things

paradoxologist t1_jedd1wz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:50 AM

Reply to Executive Director of the San Jose Police Officers’ Association charged with importing fentanyl by ChocolateTsar

I hope this woman likes prison as much as she enjoyed ruining the lives of the people who were taking that pernicious drug.

az78 t1_jedcjsz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:45 AM

Reply to comment by Aware_Pool5073 in Chinese Colleges Are Giving Students A Week Off To 'Fall In Love' As The Country Struggles To Keep Its Birth Rate Up by Mynameis__--__

Nothing ever bad happens to countries with an excess of male incels. Never. /s

mytsigns t1_jedccrv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:43 AM

Reply to comment by ejohnson4 in Wee the people: Republican Boebert presses DC witness on public urination by maxitobonito

Well, she did get her GED…

…a couple years ago.

nonemoreunknown t1_jedbppo wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:36 AM

Reply to Rescue underway for pod of dolphins stranded by ice in Dildo Cove by Man_Bear_Beaver

Saw this posted on r/worldnews and immediately did the Drake meme and came here.

NerdyToc t1_jedbcmk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:32 AM

Reply to comment by ImageComfortable2843 in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism

Nah. They would just claim to have bone spurs to dodge the draft like other celebrities did during the Vietnam war.

Thiccaca t1_jedaeek wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:22 AM

Reply to Chinese Colleges Are Giving Students A Week Off To 'Fall In Love' As The Country Struggles To Keep Its Birth Rate Up by Mynameis__--__

Not falling in love within 7 days?

Minus 100 social credits!

oozinator1 t1_jedaauh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:21 AM

Reply to comment by tryoracle in Rescue underway for pod of dolphins stranded by ice in Dildo Cove by Man_Bear_Beaver

Oh okay, that's perfectly fine. Wait, what town?

neotericnewt t1_jed9jr4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:14 AM

Reply to comment by Educational_Hawk1029 in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism

>My issue is that I refuse to allow some little asshat to harm me or my child.

A plastic bucket on your head doesn't harm you or your child.

>Bucket lands on my head and I can’t be held responsible for who gets hurt.

You would be. If you beat a child to the point they needed to go to the hospital because they put a bucket on your head you'd likely be charged with assault. Self defense doesn't fly when you act like a total nut job and brutally assault someone completely needlessly.

neotericnewt t1_jed9dgr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:12 AM

Reply to comment by gone_offroad in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism

Right, the woman in question, Clay-Monaghan, says she suffered an acute heart issue... which isn't a thing. There's heart attacks, tachycardia, SVT, there are plenty of things the hospital would have told her. "An acute heart issue" isn't one of them.

She was fine when she got to the hospital. She freaked out.

Nivosus t1_jed97b4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:11 AM

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Uh huh. I'm just gonna go ahead and block your absolutely uneducated toxic ass.

neotericnewt t1_jed92hq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:09 AM

Reply to comment by Nivosus in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism

>It literally in the article said she suffered an acute heart issue

It says in the article that she says the hospital said she had an "acute heart issue", which isn't a thing. She didn't have a heart attack, they would have said that. She was stable when she got to the hospital.

She just freaked out about a bucket on her head. Again, it was a fucking plastic bucket on her head. I'm not saying it's okay to do shit like that, but I am saying that people are frothing at the mouth over a dumb stunt committed by children.

preparationh67 t1_jed91gj wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:09 AM

Reply to comment by neotericnewt in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism

>It's a plastic bucket, you can just pick it up.

Except thats not what happened this time is it bozo. These kids old enough to understand you lay hands on someone theres consequences. Personally I think they should just get their asses beat and shamed in front of their whole schools as appropriate punishment rather than the justice system just fuck em up forever tho.