What makes us think you're bad at basic math?

Thanks, Thatcher.

So it's like Americans with medical treatment. And surgery. And policing.

This is common practice in the UK. The last years of uni count much more toward your degree classification than your first.

Checks out

Unless they have an incredibly draconian return policy they didn't make a huge sale.

Why would the company change anything? They just made a huge sale at this guys expense

Why is everybody obsessed with pedophilia now?

I have over a dozen and still can't find one when I need it.

Is it safe to assume it's nottheonion because of the policy, not because of the members' response?

Reddit consensus is very fickle

Keep your socks on....

So this passes as high quality journalism of the Project nowadays?

You'll have to answer to the Coca-cola Company for this!

But I could clearly see it if websites would adjust their blurriness for me!

>> It also states that members should "not undress and avoid using a changing room with a child unless there are other people present.

So if a 13 - 15 year old child was in there getting dressed after a swim, you're suppose to wait for them to leave?

Or you are a parent of a child getting your own child dressed? Better not change yourself unless there is another adult present.

Nah you have to wear the dry clothes under the wet ones

There are dozens of us!

> The Surf Lifesaving Australia Policy on change rooms states members should "not shower or change at the same time as supervising groups of children."

> It also states that members should "not undress and avoid using a changing room with a child unless there are other people present."

I think the headline is a bit misleading. This doesn't seem completely unreasonable.

> A row has erupted...

Such a good hook. We need to adopt "row" into American English.

Is this Tom Arnold who was married to Roseanne?

Wow, no point in showering if you can't take your suit offf. So asinine it's unbelievable

The more to lose under all the bubble wrap he is saving….

Tobias Fuke????? Get me dem cut offs!

So what, just wear your wet clothes under your dry clothes after you shower in them?

Gentlemen! You can't take your clothes off in here, this is the Changing Room!