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WilliamMorris420 t1_je6msoc wrote
Reply to Dad Accidentally Orders 60 Pairs of Reading Glasses Because He Couldn’t Read A Website by MrILostTheGame
I've got to admit I ordered the wrong type of eye wash the other day. As I couldn't read the bottle.
jameswptv t1_je6lgx8 wrote
Can’t sue for comedy or parody
Central_Control t1_je6j2v2 wrote
Reply to Dad Accidentally Orders 60 Pairs of Reading Glasses Because He Couldn’t Read A Website by MrILostTheGame
Funny, but shows an underlying problem. People that are visually impaired have to deal with stupid shit like this all the time. 60 pairs means 60 times the cost that you have to fight with your bank or the seller because you can't see well. It's just another constant hassle.
timojenbin t1_je6hlf1 wrote
This is the smartass middle schooler who says he will research boobs in college, and then does (but badly).
Liandan t1_je6ch3a wrote
Who gave the orders to set this dereliction of duty farce up. Police Scotland are a disgrace.
Lenayal t1_je6bisv wrote
Dissolve Holyrood and put the money it would save back into local areas for Police, Fire Service, councils etc. The public deserves better.
Ooh-Rah t1_je6b66a wrote
"My feelers got hurt, so I'm taking legal action." Pfft. Do it then, ya loser.
TobiasMasonPark t1_je6akw1 wrote
Reply to Dad Accidentally Orders 60 Pairs of Reading Glasses Because He Couldn’t Read A Website by MrILostTheGame
“Where are my dang glasses?” He asks, with all 60 pairs resting on his head.
Zorothegallade t1_je6ajcq wrote
Reply to comment by FunkyTown313 in Netflix Receives Legal Notice Over Big Bang Theory Episode by nimobo
"Look at how awkward this genius is because he has to put up with so many dumb people, cause he's a genius and everyone else is dumb"
Rude-Atmosphere-3969 t1_je6a3dt wrote
Reply to Dad Accidentally Orders 60 Pairs of Reading Glasses Because He Couldn’t Read A Website by MrILostTheGame
On the bright side, he won't have that problem again for a while.
Meanderingversion t1_je64u8s wrote
Reply to comment by ThirdSunRising in Police call handlers used fake system for eight years by rainbowarriorhere
Yuuuup. I had to avert my eyes for a second to make sure I was reading that correctly.
ThirdSunRising t1_je64oji wrote
I love that they had the gall to use DUMY as their fake call sign. Assign it to DUMY and it's handled! DUMY is at the scene right now. Most productive unit in the whole system.
Bhimtu t1_je64dxx wrote
Reply to comment by Mod_Accountability in Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
Energy is a force, period. Whether good or bad, when it's concentrated in one area or within a group, it can manifest as something we may perceive as evil. Or conversely, good.
crappotheclown t1_je648xx wrote
Reply to Dad Accidentally Orders 60 Pairs of Reading Glasses Because He Couldn’t Read A Website by MrILostTheGame
Nice. Fresh pair every week of the year and then some.
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UsefulEngine1 t1_je62jk9 wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Netflix Receives Legal Notice Over Big Bang Theory Episode by nimobo
Yeah but that last sentence is truth.
joaosturza t1_je624td wrote
by being so cartoonishly evil and incompetent he saved countless Ukrainian lives
Formal_Basket4157 t1_je61yq0 wrote
Reply to comment by thehim in Chechnya's Kadyrov Decorated For Defending Human Rights by _Beets_By_Dwight_
Not really the Holocaust was significantly more horrific not to down play the war in Ukraine but as far as im concerned Nazi Germany is the closest one can get to literal satan
SelectiveSanity t1_je615wr wrote
The line in question is;
>"Aishwarya Rai is a goddess, by comparison, Madhuri Dixit is a leprous prostitute."
That being said, the crux of the notice is that the line defames women in general.
My counterpoint, the character Raj is stating his preference over one Bollywood Actress over another(and possibly his distain for latter). It would be akin to American action film fan saying; "Keanu Reeves is a badass, while Steven Seagull is a fat ass wannabe liar who was never that great even in his hay day."
Harryisharry50 t1_je60jmy wrote
People too damn sensitive now .
WookieSuave t1_je5zrzx wrote
Color me shocked
peensteen t1_je5w9wn wrote
Ramzan son of Abitch son of Groin son of Gimli son of Gloin. Durin's folk have fallen far indeed. Nice Prada boots, though. My GFs mom has a pair.
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what_would_freud_say t1_je6nfid wrote
Reply to Dad Accidentally Orders 60 Pairs of Reading Glasses Because He Couldn’t Read A Website by MrILostTheGame
This could have been me