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Careless_Relief_1378 t1_je2cpni wrote
Reply to comment by eLishus in Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors by patdshaker
You think the mark up on alcohol is absurd but the mark up on mock tails is way way higher.
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Reply to comment by Calamitous_Stars in Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
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Wear-Fluid t1_je2b9cj wrote
Defending? Weren't they killing gay people not to long ago and now he's involved in the war with ukraine. This is definitely the proper sub to post this.I am still trying to figure out the mental gymnastics
thehim t1_je2b7na wrote
Putin’s regime is giving the Nazi’s a run for their money on the pure evil front
eLishus t1_je29rpt wrote
Reply to comment by Breadloafs in Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors by patdshaker
Yeah I don’t drink booze any more but I bought some of those fake booze things. For one, they’re gross (lol)…but they’re also expensive. And all the added ingredients can add up. So it makes sense that margins are lower, and places like these would have a hard time making ends meet.
BedWilling4093 t1_je29os7 wrote
How fucking stupid are some people.
AhRedditAhHumanity t1_je27ta9 wrote
Reply to Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
Should be in r/unexpected because I think we all expected him to rise
ThatsMrDickfaceToYou t1_je238oa wrote
Reply to comment by Jairlyn in Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors by patdshaker
No, it would still fail. Drinkers buy 4-15 drinks a night. No one’s dropping $50 on non-alcoholic drinks.
Rosebunse t1_je234xp wrote
Reply to comment by GatoradeNipples in Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors by patdshaker
I think that is probably why they thought it could work. It could, you know, stand out.
ThatsMrDickfaceToYou t1_je232ms wrote
This business model is doomed to fail. No one goes out and blows $100 a night on non-alcoholic drinks.
Last-Relationship166 t1_je22soy wrote
There's a joke in James Joyce's Ulysses: "Good game would be to walk through Dublin without passing a pub." That's why this story is Oniony.
Last-Relationship166 t1_je22ly8 wrote
Reply to comment by Fishing4Beer in Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors by patdshaker
Yes it is... Who would open a non-alcoholic "bar" in Dublin ???
Last-Relationship166 t1_je22h1l wrote
Reply to comment by Zeus_Hera in Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors by patdshaker
No...it's like having a place in Amsterdam where you can't smoke weed. Have you people ever even heard of Dublin?
Calamitous_Stars t1_je22co4 wrote
Reply to comment by Jairlyn in Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors by patdshaker
If you say so- my first reply after my joke mentioned how it was a joke and what i found funny, but reading too hard, i understand.
Why are you this sensitive? Look at my first Response in this thread. The people who understood the joke laughed(or at least did that slight smile with a sharp nose exhale). Just because you didnt get it, doesnt mean it wasnt there. You could just be an alcoholic.
Like you're trying to argue, but I keep telling you there's no argument to be had and you still dont get it.. like it's oddly personal for you somehow?
Last-Relationship166 t1_je2297t wrote
Reply to comment by dzhastin in Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors by patdshaker
Opened up a bar in Dublin that doesn't serve alcohol. FTFY
Last-Relationship166 t1_je2253w wrote
Reply to comment by krtshv in Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors by patdshaker
This person gets it.
000Spectator t1_je221me wrote
I don’t understand the purpose behind this decision. Competition Breeds Excellence! It’s like playing a game where nobody keeps score…what’s the point of playing a game if everyone wins?
Last-Relationship166 t1_je221ed wrote
Reply to comment by Jman50k in Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors by patdshaker
It's Dublin.
Last-Relationship166 t1_je21upv wrote
Reply to comment by GatoradeNipples in Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors by patdshaker
IKR??!!??
Last-Relationship166 t1_je21rwb wrote
Reply to comment by Calamitous_Stars in Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors by patdshaker
It's Dublin .
Last-Relationship166 t1_je21lrn wrote
Reply to comment by eLishus in Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors by patdshaker
Annnnndddd...not to mention...It's Dublin.
Jairlyn t1_je21fia wrote
Reply to comment by Calamitous_Stars in Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors by patdshaker
Ah yes the popular “it was just a prank bro” defense followed up with the equally popular acquisition that I am emotionally out of control.
GatoradeNipples t1_je205zq wrote
Reply to comment by Rosebunse in Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors by patdshaker
You're misunderstanding me.
I'm not saying the concept is bad, in and of itself. I'm saying putting it in Dublin, a city particularly known for its drinking culture within a country particularly known for its drinking culture, is more or less just asking to lose money.
Last-Relationship166 t1_je2cqdn wrote
Reply to Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors by patdshaker
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholism_in_Ireland#:~:text=Binge%20drinking%20is%20considered%20the,deaths%20a%20day%20in%20Ireland.