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isthebuffetopenyet t1_jdx59q6 wrote
Reply to Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
We share a planet with these idiots.
tomd65 t1_jdx4psw wrote
TSA Takes Snacks Away
GyakuBoop t1_jdx4egp wrote
Reply to comment by burgergloo in AI company restores erotic role play after backlash from users ‘married’ to their bots by Glinth
r/woosh ?
burgergloo t1_jdx48mg wrote
Reply to comment by GyakuBoop in AI company restores erotic role play after backlash from users ‘married’ to their bots by Glinth
the definition of porn is any media revolving around erotica to incite sexual excitement to viewers. There is a difference between having sex to have a kid, and filming sexual intercourse, to make money, off of other people getting off to you or getting sexual excited about it. agree with me or not there is a plain difference there. un-filmed porn which much rather be audio only stuff, or photographic porn, etc.
tauntingbob t1_jdx3h36 wrote
Reply to comment by Harry_Gorilla in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
The number of airplane hijackings was already in decline during the 90s and processes were already improving at airports around the world. Remembering that the TSA is a purely US production and doesn't represent the world, where most incidents happened. The world's airports have improved their processes and it's improved security a fair bit.
But ultimately the evidence is there, the TSA fails almost every test they're checked against by their own organisation. They're probably the least effective security force in the world, other than to frustrate people, they're good at that.
$8bn a year for an organisation who let through banned materials 70% of the time... https://www.forbes.com/sites/ellistalton/2019/01/28/is-the-tsa-really-necessary/
burgergloo t1_jdx3d7c wrote
Reply to comment by AdultGrapeJuice in AI company restores erotic role play after backlash from users ‘married’ to their bots by Glinth
i agree. not directly pertaining to this certain post, but porn in general the world would be better off with, Pornography addiction might not kill you like other drugs do. but it is addicting. it's not something to be proud of that you would spend time scrolling and watching videos of porn. It just ruins your mind, especially if you're a younger teen. Porn addiction can become just a cycle of uncontrollable of just gratification just for you to what? make yourself feel better by watching pixels on the screen. that's not self-love, not at all.
If anyone out there is going through pornography addiction i encourage to realize how damaging it can be, it's not something good. I don't care how many downvotes i get, in fact if you think that being addicted to porn or porn is good go ahead and downvote me, i dare you.
shalafi71 t1_jdx384c wrote
Reply to comment by Fishtank-Brain in Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
"OK, devil did it, I'll buy that. How are the prayers and exorcisms working out for you?"
"um..."
regular6drunk7 t1_jdx37j7 wrote
Reply to Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
There was no need to invent the devil. Anything you can imagine the devil doing to you has already been done by people here on earth.
Eightarmedpet t1_jdx344v wrote
Reply to Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
“Fun fact” - there are religious symbols/artefacts in Brazilian tube stations to keep crime away as Cartels would see them as religious places. I’ve worded that terribly.
Callinon t1_jdx31l7 wrote
Reply to comment by DjuriWarface in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Never travelled with very young children I take it?
Baron_Karza77 t1_jdx2iqh wrote
Reply to Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
I'm laughing at all those mocking the reality of genuine good vs evil is exactly what's going on in the world Not the first time Faith was mocked nor will it be the be the last. .
StaMike t1_jdx28a4 wrote
Reply to comment by Mrcoldghost in Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
To dodge any/all responsibility.
StaMike t1_jdx1lti wrote
Reply to Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
Indeed, the existence of the devil is certain, but only if you believe a devil exists.
tauntingbob t1_jdx1gok wrote
Reply to comment by Callinon in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Or perhaps they were frozen grape bullets?
SonoFico_ t1_jdx151a wrote
Reply to comment by GyakuBoop in AI company restores erotic role play after backlash from users ‘married’ to their bots by Glinth
I never said there was anything wrong with sex, where did you get that from? Lol. I said there’s a problem with pornography which I believe without a doubt is harmful on a mental and social level.
skittlebog t1_jdx097u wrote
Glad my peanut butter cups made it through.
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I_might_be_weasel t1_jdx00gp wrote
Reply to Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
There are a lot of cliches about religious gangsters. And they aren't worshipping Satan.
alexjewellalex t1_jdwzwt3 wrote
Reply to Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
My concern with religion is never when someone has unverified beliefs, it is always in how they compartmentalize those beliefs from their Real Life responsibilities.
Are you a medical professional? Okay, let’s make sure you distinctly separate your hobby of talking to magical, invisible friends from how you treat my health.
Are you a politician? Okay, let’s make sure how you think about policy and governance is not a product of your subjective belief systems, but of how a secular democratic society runs to represent and protect the widest spectrum of citizens - not just those who share your specific dogma.
Are you a goddamn police chief fighting cartels? Okay, perhaps we don’t fight crime with spiritual horror movie themes and think about objective reality instead.
Pray to or believe in whatever you’d like as long as it is carefully and surgically separate from how you do your job, affect those around you, etc.
gulrurahof t1_jdwzj9n wrote
Reply to comment by wereplant in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Only once?
MarkC209 t1_jdwyztg wrote
Reply to Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
Many people give attribute more power and credence to the devil 👿. For many God is good for travel mercies,finding lost car keys and making all stoplights green. They blame the devil for all the starving children but cannot thank God for feeding them.
Sluggish0351 t1_jdwyyg2 wrote
Reply to comment by Harry_Gorilla in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
This doesn't seem like a good excuse considering that there are devices that can sniff out C4, as it has a very distinct scent. There is literally no reason to believe that peanut butter is C4. If they actually cared about safety they would just invest in tools that identified actual threats instead of just making life harder for people traveling.
JacktheBoss_ t1_jdwyoz3 wrote
Reply to Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
He needs to be removed from his position immediately.
LuvCilantro t1_jdx60nq wrote
Reply to comment by Callinon in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
You could always put it in your checked suitcase. It is quite plausible that the number of people who MUST travel with a jar of peanut butter in their carry on is small enough to not warrant an exception.