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MuchoGrandeRandy t1_jdvs89w wrote
Reply to Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
When the Republican takeover is complete.
Mrcoldghost t1_jdvs7sn wrote
Reply to Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
I always see statements like this as a excuse to not actually talk about what’s really happening.
penguished t1_jdvs6qx wrote
Reply to comment by Harry_Gorilla in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Technology isn't men though. It's meant to be doing things we can't on its own. With how powerful stuff like AI analysis is getting, they should find better solutions.
SelectiveSanity t1_jdvs1vz wrote
Reply to Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
The only thing the Devil ever needs to do is sit back and leave idle men to their vices.
Harry_Gorilla t1_jdvrxle wrote
Reply to comment by Sciguystfm in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
They are the most expensive home security window sticker ever. While they haven’t actively prevented terrorist actions, their mere presence may have been sufficient to make terrorists seek softer targets. Unfortunately, that’s hardly something we can measure or quantify
--___- t1_jdvqjuk wrote
Reply to comment by Harry_Gorilla in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
We travelled to Israel with jar of peanut butter in checked luggage. As it happened, the kids liked the food and we didn’t use it.
When at the airport for our return home, Israel security pulled our bag aside, rummaged through and asked us about the peanut butter. They let it go back in the bag.
ChuckFeathers t1_jdvqd4v wrote
Reply to comment by Kangar in Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
Best plan he ever had was what he did on Sunday
Sciguystfm t1_jdvouq7 wrote
Reply to comment by Harry_Gorilla in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
I mean the reason was entirely security theater.
Locking, reinforced cabin doors and air marshals prevent another 9/11, banning toothpaste does not.
There's zero evidence the TSA has stopped a single terror attack, and on top of that they fail their own internal red team tests 95% of the time
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Ear_Helpful t1_jdvm4sd wrote
Reply to comment by LRsNephewsHorse in Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
Why? Did he say he will come back to life or something?
jxj24 t1_jdvjq0m wrote
Reply to Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
That would explain the great success!
HarryHacker42 t1_jdvit50 wrote
Reply to comment by subzero112001 in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
The vast amounts of detail coming from the 2019, 2021, and 2023 changes are making it hard to find anything that happened before then. But I challenge you to find a case where the Church turned over a person to the law enforcement who wasn't already being demanded by the law enforcement. A case where a priest or other employee abused a kid, and the Church said "here police, this guy did something". You'd think with the massive number of cases shown by the legal settlements, there would be somebody turned over BEFORE it made it to civil court.
Fake_William_Shatner t1_jdvi2hv wrote
Reply to comment by Silver_gobo in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
It's not "simping" to recognize that the banks (assume that's what you were saying instead of "back") in general cannot shell out 40 billion plus dollars in a week.
The big banks are part of another problem, but, not everyone is part of a cabal or is even aware they are helping one.
Kangar t1_jdvh1m2 wrote
Reply to Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
So this is all part of God's plan, if you will?
What a dunce and what a shitty plan.
InternetPeon t1_jdvgb3l wrote
Reply to Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
Maybe replace that guy with someone more competent.
xopranaut t1_jdvg5hj wrote
Reply to Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
I guess abduction and torture weren’t doing the job.
Harry_Gorilla t1_jdvfzxv wrote
Reply to comment by Sciguystfm in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
I understand your point, but you’re grossly overstating it. Hijacking used to be commonplace in the 70s & 80s. Then 9/11 obviously happened and TSA was obviously created in reaction to that, so there are obviously reasons. Whether those reasons justify the existence of TSA is a different discussion tho
likeasirjohn t1_jdvfhbf wrote
Sciguystfm t1_jdvfh0z wrote
Reply to comment by HorseGestapo in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Unless you're bringing more than a week of outfits or you need to bring so much stuff that you can't fit it in a carry on, why would anyone choose to pay the extra money to check a bag
Sciguystfm t1_jdvf5uc wrote
Reply to comment by Harry_Gorilla in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
The entire agency exists for no reason my dude
Cmyers1980 t1_jdvdyny wrote
Reply to Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
You don’t need a supernatural entity to explain the mundane reasons why people do wrong.
TheOldGuy59 t1_jdvdo5f wrote
Reply to comment by SilasX in South Carolina's comptroller quits after a $3.5 billion accounting error by kangarooturd
"Jack sez uses base eight fer hiz figgers cuz he's missin' a toe on each foot. Naw, it wasn't no ackserdint, he was jes bawn that way. No, he don't use his fangers fer cipherin, one's bizzy writin tha cipherin and the other he's scratchin hiz ear wif."
CoLuMn1 t1_jdvd4e3 wrote
Reply to comment by Alaskabear-235 in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
i am a leftist, i do not follow mainstream media, so your critiques fall on mostly deaf ears. also, we literally have no left wing in America, so i have no fucking idea what you're on about.
every single foreigner I know has a Labor party or other left party in their country, while we have parties that they would consider to be "center-right" and "far-right", respectively.
until you learn the difference between "left" and "liberal" (as they are so different that I can nearly guarantee I hate Democrats as much or more than you do), probably don't use the phrase "left" at all. you sound like you don't know what you're talking about at the moment.
Harry_Gorilla t1_jdvued3 wrote
Reply to comment by penguished in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
I would personally prefer my tax dollars not be spent on upgrading these systems, antiquated tho they might be. We haven’t had a plane blown up or hijacked in over 20 years