Uh… you think increasing the density of the item that’s too dense will convince TSA to let it in baggage?

Don’t let these downvotes discourage you, I second your statement and will gladly get downvoted with you.

This is probably way more accurate than mine was.

He is and thank fuck for that

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Anarchists, Communists, Liberals, Spanish Separatists, and Spanish Republicans

> Grades are a whole ass scam and do not at all reflect what you know

While they are not really as useful as all that I also would not call them a scam.

Instead addressing weaknesses in the education system and helping raise up people you have not had the resources that others have, we keep lowering the bar. Many colleges have eliminated entrance exams to allow those who cannot meet the standards entrance. We really need to try help those in need, and not lower our expectations.

I have never carried a jar of peanut butter on a plane. I have however carried: bags of peanuts, peanut butter sandwiches, and peanut butter fudge. Now, peanut butter is in a state that is between peanuts and peanut butter fudge. So… it seems that this transitional phase of matter matters to the TSA. They are anti trans. /s

But the stupidity is that if you freeze peanut butter it's suddenly ok.

Ha! That was my first thought but figured I’d be the only one old enough to remember!

Jesus: "finger my holes"

Let’s have a pint of pitch

This is a pretty thin defence, pastes are typically liquids with solid suspensions and behave like liquids when large enough forces are applied.

You may disagree with the general TSA guidelines, but given that liquids are restricted, it is consistent that things similar to liquids are also restricted

The anti-bento box

Regardless of if it’s actually a “liquid”, it’s properties are those that security would be looking out for in explosives. So doesn’t sound too stupid to me (since we already have restrictions for liquids in general)

No one is making bombs out of peanut butter. Peanut butter is THE bomb.

Well after a year id not want to be the one to open that box as its going to be a horrific suprise regardless lol.

Dr Frankenstein enters the chat

"Igor, ready my equipment!!"

"Yes, master!'

Ah, the guy who tried to smuggle a handgun through TSA in a jar of peanut butter makes more sense now.

In another post someone noted that some machines are actually calibrated/tested using peanut butter and honey as they mimic the consistency of certain explosives they are looking for.

I'd be divorcing him on the basis that he considers his relationship with his AI bot to be just as serious as his relationship with his wife.

The TSA rule has always included liquids, gels, pastes, creams, and aerosols.

Some millimeters wave back

Why is this a thing? 😂

A lack of money is more likely. So many of God's plans fail because of that, it's hard to believe...

So are Magic: the Gathering cards, apparently. We got stopped because they found solid, rectangular shapes in our suitcases. Explosives? Nope, just our MtG decks.