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Iamauniqueuser t1_jdnzc4g wrote
Reply to comment by killerbee2319 in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Is that one of those brightly colored Mexican games where you have the ball on the string and are trying to flip it into the cup?
Rhodog1234 t1_jdnxtqb wrote
Reply to Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Gives new meaning to Grapes of Wrath
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jdnx9so wrote
Reply to comment by YuanBaoTW in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
maybe she was doing it wrong
HarryHacker42 t1_jdnwv8r wrote
Reply to comment by Remote_Person5280 in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
The church hasn't been turning them in for "sinning" so it isn't a crime either, even if you are a priest.
jedevari t1_jdnvdgs wrote
Reply to Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
Don't worry
Once USB-CS fails, they can always merge with Deutsche-Santander or Goldman Fargo to make a super mega hyper bank
killerbee2319 t1_jdnttq0 wrote
Reply to comment by Iamauniqueuser in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Oh, sweet summer child... cock and ball torture.
ibond32 t1_jdntroo wrote
What are the chances that I'm literally watching the Ace Attorney anime for the first time ever litterally as I scrolled past this. Just finished episode 12 too...
zephyredx t1_jdnteo1 wrote
EDGEWOOOOORTH!
Zorothegallade t1_jdnsgbv wrote
Don't forget DL-6!
Pastel_Phoenix_106 t1_jdnsf0t wrote
Reply to comment by Colorless82 in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Well, how is his wife holding up?
tangcameo t1_jdnre80 wrote
Reply to Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
I’m so glad I’m not a caretaker anymore. 🏀 🏀
Iamauniqueuser t1_jdnqo9h wrote
Reply to comment by killerbee2319 in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Cognitive Brain Therapy?
Zeduca t1_jdnq37l wrote
Reply to comment by dildoswaggins71069 in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
When no one pays them ?
EuroManFuture t1_jdnq1q6 wrote
Reply to comment by idler_JP in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
I do not have any argument against that, so I’ll just cry in silence
Zeduca t1_jdnpwkt wrote
Reply to comment by Thialase in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
The deceased doesn’t have to worry about the bill too. There. It is even.
Tommy_Batch t1_jdnnw6d wrote
Reply to Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
He calls it "the smorgasbord".
chimpaflimp t1_jdnnjxd wrote
Reply to Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
Since when did 'accused of' mean 'undeniably guilty'?
DrRadd t1_jdnnbep wrote
Waldo from Twin Peaks
Fancy_Female t1_jdnm340 wrote
Reply to comment by Crimbobimbobippitybo in Man strips naked, jumps on fire truck after crash, officials say by Mindbender444
Kind of hard to gargle a solid state mass of anything
The bet the guy hit his head, in any case.
Ragnarok314159 t1_jdnkyp0 wrote
Reply to comment by Colorless82 in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Rip and tear until it’s done!
TrashMammal84 t1_jdnkjtq wrote
By bird law, birds only answer questions with more questions.
r4yu11 t1_jdnj0mb wrote
Reply to Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
Anyone can be accused of anything. It’s not proven guilt. I’m not saying he didn’t do it. But he should be treated as innocent before proven guilty. Any accusations and everyone jumps to conclusions.
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PF4LFE t1_jdnhhhl wrote
Reply to comment by ora00001 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Potato Tomato
EspHack t1_jdo2p4p wrote
Reply to comment by plumquat in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
let me try again
if you're powerful enough to make rich people pay, then you're also the rich people you're trying to tax
money and power are the same thing, its not a just a catchy phrase, money buys politics and politics makes money