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SevroAuShitTalker t1_jdmgdjc wrote
Reply to Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
"What are you in for? I killed my husband with kitchen shears"
"I shot a man who catcalled me"
"I squeezed my landlords nuts til he died"
everyone else takes a step back
ElleMills3 t1_jdmfcc7 wrote
Reply to comment by Iron_And_Misery in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
I laughed.
dildoswaggins71069 t1_jdme4mf wrote
Reply to Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
And the utilities company laughed all the way to the bank!
killerbee2319 t1_jdmd64w wrote
Reply to comment by Amerikkona in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Yes. But it does take a rather incredible bit of force.
killerbee2319 t1_jdmcump wrote
Reply to comment by YuanBaoTW in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Maybe he was seriously into cbt, and that's what he demanded...
Septopuss7 t1_jdmaiwv wrote
I really hope they used one of those itty bitty bibles to swear him in
AurumArgenteus t1_jdm8qy2 wrote
Reply to comment by Namika in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
Don't forget Ireland, holder of many US corporate patents for some reason. Perhaps Apple can tell us why... Ireland has super low corporate taxes so Apple Ireland owns the IP, but they don't do anything, instead Apple licenses the IP from themselves for huge sums lowering their domestic profits, lowering total taxes, and increasing total after-tax profit.
And the Cayman islands and probably tons more less overt ways. Like housing, a ton of AirBnB places are actually just foreign investor properties used to hide/move money.
dontaskmeaboutwhoiam t1_jdm8lpu wrote
Reply to Landlord changed locks and then took votes on if a tenant could return home by OmegaLiquidX
Sounds like what Elon Musk would do if he ever became a landlord.
AurumArgenteus t1_jdm7396 wrote
Reply to comment by bmccooley in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
They disagree, it took almost no time to research, write, or edit. And yet, the headline got you to click on it, them a page view, and possibly even some advertising revenue.
Can you imagine a better ROI article than that?
squishopotamus t1_jdm69zr wrote
I knew I got the right pet
Colorless82 t1_jdlwxpn wrote
Reply to Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
To shreds you say?
Keman2000 t1_jdlrrip wrote
Reply to comment by BaldPaii in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Heart attack and stroke are possible due to the stress. Terrible situation.
SaintBanquo t1_jdlosev wrote
Reply to comment by stingring_vagblaster in Man convicted of murder based on the victims pet parrot's testimony by yjee
I love when something makes me think about the fact Von Karma must have stayed up all night furiously retraining that parrot's responses.
Its so silly, and it brings me so much joy to this day.
Amerikkona t1_jdlorh8 wrote
Reply to comment by mrbrendanblack in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
If you squeeze someone's balls, can you kill them?
Friztzoo t1_jdlop06 wrote
Reply to comment by mrbrendanblack in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Can that kill you?
PerNewton t1_jdlolcb wrote
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Reply to comment by mrbrendanblack in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
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YuanBaoTW t1_jdlmpnc wrote
Reply to Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
This highlights the stark difference between real life and porn. In porn, the electricity bill situation gets resolved in a totally different way.
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdlmkpv wrote
Reply to comment by MaserGT in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
That's what he meant by "utilities"
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mykidlikesdinosaurs t1_jdlm25p wrote
It was the plumber.
MR___SLAVE t1_jdllz9w wrote
Reply to comment by DennisHakkie in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
No, but "market cap" is a completely different thing from what the article was referring to with regard to the "double the GDP" remark.
8plytoiletpaper t1_jdllyox wrote
Reply to comment by BaldPaii in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Tbf, nut pain could easily cause someone to faint.
Fainting on the other hand is a surefire way to do some knocking on your nuggin'
bmccooley t1_jdllxxx wrote
Reply to Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
That's the worst written article I have ever read. I have no idea what happened.
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Reply to South Carolina's comptroller quits after a $3.5 billion accounting error by kangarooturd
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