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CarbonaradeBurke t1_jdgf3hw wrote
Reply to New trans-exclusionary "Lesbian Project" accidentally uses trans couple’s image by SqueakSquawk4
I love that we’re downvoting the TERFs. They are just conservatives with bangs
plumquat t1_jdge4yk wrote
Reply to comment by nool_ in Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
There's no oil in space.
bradorsomething t1_jdgc1zs wrote
Is racism no longer counted as a business expense?
zippopopamus t1_jdgc06e wrote
You got 1 job
WhiskeyNicks t1_jdgbq5d wrote
Reply to comment by WhiskeyNicks in Bride walks in on groom being breastfed on their wedding day by jackythevillen
-FOX
dramignophyte t1_jdgbegh wrote
Reply to comment by Fake_KOAM in California man arrested 10 times in 31 days drove to police station in stolen car to pick up property: cops by GetOffMyGrassBrats
Like after the 5th time, I think even most sane people would be like "shit... I should try and go for the record..." No sane person would find themselves there but like if you magiked someone into that situation.
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Banana-Oni t1_jdg87uz wrote
Reply to comment by THC-squared in Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
But in order to get enough blood to make bricks, wouldn’t you need to wait ages for it to regenerate between blood draws so you don’t exsanguinate the astronauts?
Either way this seems fuckin bananas to a layman. Next study: “Cashew milk is better than liquid spider silk for making space cheese, scientists say”
HRHGracktheGreat t1_jdg84j5 wrote
Reply to Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
Plot twist. In space human blood is potatoes.
Bumm_by_Design t1_jdg7oam wrote
Reply to Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
Makes the buildings more eatible
hillarysabortedson t1_jdg6b8z wrote
Reply to comment by Plusran in South Carolina's comptroller quits after a $3.5 billion accounting error by kangarooturd
How, exactly, would you envision this being money laundering. Especially with an overstatement by $3.5B?
Citizen-Kang t1_jdg1nvv wrote
What's a few zeros between friends, amirite?
Spiritual_Fruit_2572 t1_jdg1eww wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
proof or not it wouldnt matter you still wouldn't believe it
I'm in no way saying I doo
But I am saying I believe in miracles from God every single day
Commie_EntSniper t1_jdg0f0g wrote
Reply to California man arrested 10 times in 31 days drove to police station in stolen car to pick up property: cops by GetOffMyGrassBrats
They call him... The Honey Badger.
Aldayne t1_jdfz006 wrote
Reply to Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
Wait, what? Why is human blood being considered for anything other than being used for human blood? Vampire jokes aside.
Recycling gone wrong.
Plusran t1_jdfyuc4 wrote
I’m sorry but three and a half billion is not an oversight, that’s money laundering.
ManyFacedGodxxx t1_jdfyuar wrote
The decimal points always get me!
Actual__Wizard t1_jdfx74f wrote
Reply to Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
Well that's good to know, but I'm a little bit confused as to why somebody was suggesting that human blood could be used to make concrete bricks in space?
Ok-Row-6131 t1_jdfwxcz wrote
Reply to comment by bubba7557 in Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
The Irish are sweating right now.
BozoidBob t1_jdfv17v wrote
Reply to Ontario man fails driving test, almost hits 4 people with vehicle before doing burnouts in parking lot: police by AlphaCloudX
Sounds like someone just might have impulse control issues.
BozoidBob t1_jdftus7 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
It’d be funny if she had an intact identical twin and they could substitute her twin Houdini-like in the middle of the service to bolster their claim of miraculous healing.
Nivekian13 t1_jdft0tu wrote
Reply to California man arrested 10 times in 31 days drove to police station in stolen car to pick up property: cops by GetOffMyGrassBrats
Funny this is shared by Fox News, given i will bet money this guy LOVES Trump.
CarbonaradeBurke t1_jdgfahp wrote
Reply to Dollar Tree can't afford to sell eggs anymore by halxp01
Egg prices are crashing back down again so this is Dollar Tree pulling the “oh how poor us! Evil Brandon has made the inflationerinos happen111!!!”