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WimpyLimpet t1_jdfry8z wrote
Reply to comment by ItchyK in Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
>Are these scientists just bored?
You gotta use what you have. Concrete requires liquid to create, and on Mars there is a shortage of liquids.
HowIsYourBreathing t1_jdfrncf wrote
Reply to California man arrested 10 times in 31 days drove to police station in stolen car to pick up property: cops by GetOffMyGrassBrats
>Tony Botti with the Fresno County Sheriff’s Office says six arrests were for auto theft (often coupled with other charges of drug possession) – but most of his releases were Federal Court Order Releases, meaning his bed was needed for a more serious offender being booked into jail based on the classification guidelines of types of crimes.
Basically he was a non-violent criminal and they had to free up space for violent criminals.
>Chastain is facing 18 felonies and 15 misdemeanors with charges including stealing six vehicles, DUI, vandalism, fraud, possession of a controlled substance, and more, according to officials.
bubba7557 t1_jdfri1k wrote
Reply to Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
So if the robots run out of potatoes are we next?
[deleted] t1_jdfr89h wrote
Reply to comment by SilasX in South Carolina's comptroller quits after a $3.5 billion accounting error by kangarooturd
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Phillyredsox t1_jdfpyva wrote
Reply to California man arrested 10 times in 31 days drove to police station in stolen car to pick up property: cops by GetOffMyGrassBrats
Gimme the remaining dough, and all the calendars, and that pen. Try to tear it so most of the beads are on my end.
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SilasX t1_jdfoaxy wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in South Carolina's comptroller quits after a $3.5 billion accounting error by kangarooturd
Why is this something that's elected? What voter opinion would be relevant here?
"Oh yeah, I just love how Jack Johnson does accrual accounting, it really reflects the values of South Carolina. I mean, not the slavery stuff, but the good ones."
Edit: My state does it too, which also doesn't make sense.
nool_ t1_jdfoa2t wrote
Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
Plastic is probably less desired it's self as it will leave microplastics
ItchyK t1_jdfmxas wrote
Reply to Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
Are these scientists just bored? Phoning it in? Stoned? What's next, Scientists find that Bananas are better than saliva for making space carpets.
Why are they space bricks? Wouldn't they just be bricks? In space, but still just bricks. And why do you need bricks in space? If you are going to use them on the Moon or Mars, they would be Moon or Mars bricks, not space bricks.
I think these scientists are just fucking with us.
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freedom_from_factism t1_jdfmigd wrote
Gave out too many comps.
vineyardmike t1_jdfmd39 wrote
Reply to comment by Singular_Thought in Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
Gpt.... Please note that my blood has no practical uses outside of my body.
-domi- t1_jdfly9z wrote
I dunno what a comp is, but that sounds like some successful trolling.
drkidkill t1_jdflsnf wrote
I wonder if he was friends with Alex murderaugh.
ArmChairAnalyst86 t1_jdfl58q wrote
Oops. Forgot to carry a 1 or 2. That's all, I'm sure he's just incompetent, not corrupt.
Dyne313 t1_jdfknp9 wrote
Reply to Hershey ‘evaluating’ if it can eliminate lead, cadmium in its chocolate: CFO by GhostlyRuse
Who the fuck eats Hershey?
BaltimoreBadger23 t1_jdfja1g wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in South Carolina's comptroller quits after a $3.5 billion accounting error by kangarooturd
I think in SC comptroller is also elected. In Maryland the Comptroller is elected and the treasurer is appointed.
[deleted] t1_jdfj3zy wrote
Reply to comment by BaltimoreBadger23 in South Carolina's comptroller quits after a $3.5 billion accounting error by kangarooturd
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nool_ t1_jdfix84 wrote
Reply to comment by Amazingawesomator in Hershey ‘evaluating’ if it can eliminate lead, cadmium in its chocolate: CFO by GhostlyRuse
You might not want to breath then
Singer-Such t1_jdfivuv wrote
Reply to comment by Jeraimee in Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
Lol
nool_ t1_jdfisad wrote
Reply to comment by GhostlyRuse in Hershey ‘evaluating’ if it can eliminate lead, cadmium in its chocolate: CFO by GhostlyRuse
Literally impossible
nool_ t1_jdfiqpv wrote
Reply to comment by Ash-SeedMustDie in Hershey ‘evaluating’ if it can eliminate lead, cadmium in its chocolate: CFO by GhostlyRuse
Leads not the reason for most 65 warnings it's cause of what ever its made if being or being suspected of being a Carthage
BaltimoreBadger23 t1_jdfi6m5 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in South Carolina's comptroller quits after a $3.5 billion accounting error by kangarooturd
The comptroller oversees expenses, the treasurer oversees revenue.
Jeraimee t1_jdfgm7g wrote
Reply to Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
But only one of them tastes fantastic. The other is a potato.
ManyFacedGodxxx t1_jdfsqu5 wrote
Reply to Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
Ahhh, what recipes did they try? I mean I’ve had great success using human blood for…. Ah, maybe…