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Singular_Thought t1_jdf7ppq wrote
Reply to Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
[GPT making notes on usefulness of humans]
Montgunnery t1_jdf7k52 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
I’d believe it. When I was a wee lad my pastor regrew my anal fissures
GyakuBoop t1_jdf7fiw wrote
Reply to comment by SponConSerdTent in California man arrested 10 times in 31 days drove to police station in stolen car to pick up property: cops by GetOffMyGrassBrats
The fact being called "responsible adults" made you write a defensive paragraph, just proves the point. McDonalds is on the other side bye bye
broad5ide t1_jdf6csa wrote
Reply to comment by michal_hanu_la in Hershey ‘evaluating’ if it can eliminate lead, cadmium in its chocolate: CFO by GhostlyRuse
Eat as much lead as you want man, I won't stop you
SponConSerdTent t1_jdf6bh9 wrote
Reply to comment by GyakuBoop in California man arrested 10 times in 31 days drove to police station in stolen car to pick up property: cops by GetOffMyGrassBrats
Ah, the classic "The only things I know about America are things I read in curated internet feeds" delusion.
Hundreds of millions of people, living close to a trillion hours of life every year.
Don't let curated feeds turn you into a complete idiot.
One story of one dumbass, or even 10,000 stories about 10,000 dumbasses is a completely worthless way to analyze anything. You'll only move further from the truth as you slurp down more of the curated craziness.
You're living proof that your country has dumb people in it too.
michal_hanu_la t1_jdf62j0 wrote
Reply to comment by broad5ide in Hershey ‘evaluating’ if it can eliminate lead, cadmium in its chocolate: CFO by GhostlyRuse
I'm not your buddy and you keep forgetting the dose.
Chocolate fits that description, even though we know it contains very small amounts of lead. Mostly any chocolate, the darker, the more.
You can stop eating chocolate, of course, but it does not seem to cause any trouble that we would actually know of.
ICLazeru t1_jdf5tkq wrote
Reply to Hershey ‘evaluating’ if it can eliminate lead, cadmium in its chocolate: CFO by GhostlyRuse
Hell...so not only are they probably the worst chocolate on the market, it's straight up poison too?
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Krayzewolf t1_jdf5i1u wrote
Reply to Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
Well that’s good I guess.
broad5ide t1_jdf56xt wrote
Reply to comment by michal_hanu_la in Hershey ‘evaluating’ if it can eliminate lead, cadmium in its chocolate: CFO by GhostlyRuse
Buddy, lead doesn't fit that description.
MikeOnBike t1_jdf51x8 wrote
Reply to Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
Mark Watney knew that.
GyakuBoop t1_jdf4ywk wrote
Reply to comment by TopVis in California man arrested 10 times in 31 days drove to police station in stolen car to pick up property: cops by GetOffMyGrassBrats
Don't worry, no one takes an american seriously cuz yall are "responsible" adults clearly lmao
WimpyLimpet t1_jdf4u9d wrote
Reply to Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
>Potato starch wasn't the first medium that University of Manchester scientists tested in their search for ISRU building supplies. In a previous study, the same team explored the possibility of using human blood and urine as binding agents for their extraterrestrial concrete. The blood and urine of astronauts, after all, are renewable resources, and they're available wherever an astronaut's mission might take them.
>Concrete from the researchers' trials using blood and urine also produced strengths above traditional mixtures, measuring around 40 MPa. These bricks' construction, however, would require that astronauts repeatedly drain their own bodily fluids, which was viewed as a drawback.
>Aled Roberts, the lead researcher for the StarCrete project and research fellow for the Future Biomanufacturing Research Hub at the University of Manchester, concedes that using potato flakes is preferable to blood and pee.
TopVis t1_jdf4rzb wrote
Reply to comment by GyakuBoop in California man arrested 10 times in 31 days drove to police station in stolen car to pick up property: cops by GetOffMyGrassBrats
First kids in Reddit say America is too quick to throw people in jail. Now you're here crying we let them out too easily.
This is why Americans don't take foreigners seriously, ever.
jjnefx t1_jdf4jz9 wrote
Reply to Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
Yeah, that's just a hypothesis.
I say human blood is superior!
michal_hanu_la t1_jdf4isr wrote
Reply to comment by broad5ide in Hershey ‘evaluating’ if it can eliminate lead, cadmium in its chocolate: CFO by GhostlyRuse
What was considered perfectly fine after testing it on most of the population, when the potential effects are of the kind that we watch for?
broad5ide t1_jdf3nth wrote
Reply to comment by michal_hanu_la in Hershey ‘evaluating’ if it can eliminate lead, cadmium in its chocolate: CFO by GhostlyRuse
Sure, not like anything commonly accepted to be fine was ever proven extremely detrimental to your health in the past. I'll definitely consider that.
GyakuBoop t1_jdf3bz8 wrote
Reply to comment by pobody in California man arrested 10 times in 31 days drove to police station in stolen car to pick up property: cops by GetOffMyGrassBrats
You should pull out yours, cuz who tf lets out a criminal on bail because they bribe the government with cash?
Therapy is close by
VetteBuilder t1_jdf3aen wrote
Reply to Hershey ‘evaluating’ if it can eliminate lead, cadmium in its chocolate: CFO by GhostlyRuse
Don Felder has entered the chat
michal_hanu_la t1_jdf2zgf wrote
Reply to comment by broad5ide in Hershey ‘evaluating’ if it can eliminate lead, cadmium in its chocolate: CFO by GhostlyRuse
Good, but maybe think about the point about observable effects of something very common. In general.
pobody t1_jdf2xf3 wrote
Reply to comment by GyakuBoop in California man arrested 10 times in 31 days drove to police station in stolen car to pick up property: cops by GetOffMyGrassBrats
Every civilized county has bail. Get your head out of your ass.
broad5ide t1_jdf2cke wrote
Reply to comment by michal_hanu_la in Hershey ‘evaluating’ if it can eliminate lead, cadmium in its chocolate: CFO by GhostlyRuse
It's alright, I didn't think you'd get it
GyakuBoop t1_jdf21bz wrote
Reply to California man arrested 10 times in 31 days drove to police station in stolen car to pick up property: cops by GetOffMyGrassBrats
Only in Murica you let the criminal back into the streets before they are punished for the proven crime
Remarkable-Walrus-27 t1_jdf21aj wrote
Reply to Hershey ‘evaluating’ if it can eliminate lead, cadmium in its chocolate: CFO by GhostlyRuse
Cool! Do slave labor next!
GlassWasteland t1_jdf8527 wrote
Reply to Hershey ‘evaluating’ if it can eliminate lead, cadmium in its chocolate: CFO by GhostlyRuse
WTF? When did Hershey's outsource their "chocolate" to China?