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BoogerSmoke t1_jdb65cj wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Toeriffic!
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Dswanson50 t1_jdb3do1 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Like the tail of the Lizard 🦎
series_hybrid t1_jdb0g42 wrote
Reply to comment by huzernayme in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
...and the number of the toes were 10, yea verily the number of toes was not 11, neither were there 9. And the toe spoke unto them, saying...I bring a message and he who has ears, let him hear. And yet I shall not speak unto the children of the coffee table legs, for they have evil in their hearts. For their souls contain darkness, and there is no light in them...
cleopete t1_jdazrsp wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
I guess we all know the real depth of Marjorie Taylor Greene's faith now.
WackyWario t1_jdazlye wrote
Reply to LA DA Gascon suspends prosecutor for misgendering and 'deadnaming' trans child molester accused of murder by AnonTexan1297
From my understanding, pronouns are intended to show respect, why should one respect the identity of someone who is a serious threat to society?
Furthermore wouldn't respecting/validating this guy's pronouns place him in the same category as regular law-abiding transgender individuals? If so that just makes this more detrimental.
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Dragothor t1_jdaystb wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
I am others
huzernayme t1_jdaygoz wrote
Reply to comment by series_hybrid in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
"And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder One of the four beasts saying, 'Come and see.' and I saw, and behold..a toe"
Unsd t1_jdayfej wrote
Reply to comment by jxj24 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
This is the scary part. This just emboldens all the assholes that won't participate in modern medicine, even if it means letting their kid die.
KamadoCrusher t1_jdaxg2l wrote
Reply to comment by sharksnut in Ontario man fails driving test, almost hits 4 people with vehicle before doing burnouts in parking lot: police by AlphaCloudX
Unless they have changed the system they will issue him a license to suspend it. It happened to my brother probably 20 years ago. Still hasn't passed a road test but has his license.
painthawg_goose t1_jdax0xh wrote
Reply to comment by escape_of_da_keets in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Sharon Jean are poly…..dack……..she got six toes!!
painthawg_goose t1_jdawsqr wrote
Reply to comment by series_hybrid in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Pat Robinson would like a word with you about the gays and resulting large scale disasters.
ItsNotButtFucker3000 t1_jdaw8t9 wrote
Reply to comment by Senior-Sharpie in U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric
Haha, so true! Mine has kph on the outside, mph on the inside. Most highways have a 100-110 kph speed limit.
It blows me away when I see people trying to justify going over 100mph. Most roller coasters don't go that fast! The one I was on, tallest and fastest at the time (Top Thrill Dragster at Cedar Point) went 120mph and that was fast!
monoped2 t1_jdavsw7 wrote
ItsNotButtFucker3000 t1_jdavqlc wrote
Reply to comment by Sp3llbind3r in U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric
Stunt driving is basically extreme speeds, going 40+ over in anywhere the speed is 80 or lower, and 50+ if the speed limit is over 80, is considered stunt driving. It's a roadside 30 day license suspension and your car is impounded for 14 days, at your expense, with a fine of $2000-10,000, and 6 demerit points. It's used to be called careless or reckless driving, but they upped it to a new charge.
What you listed is basically stunt driving in Ontario. During the pandemic and lockdowns, people were caught going 100+ over on the empty highways.
I drive a Ford Focus, so it's safe to say I'll never get a stunting charge! (I also don't drive like an asshole)
sharksnut t1_jdav8c9 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Peter Popoff: "Hold my beer"
sharksnut t1_jdav2zj wrote
Reply to comment by Lurkist in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
But not the "Shoe Me" state
EdgewaterEnchantress t1_jdaupnb wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
🤣🤣🤣
AlmostButNotQuit t1_jdaumhg wrote
Reply to comment by TactlessTortoise in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Right?
Psychological-Stay16 t1_jdaugao wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
I mean people believe in a Zombie Jesus. They believe a virgin gave birth. They believe a 600 yr old man built an ark for 2 of every animal. They believe dinosaurs lived among humans and the earth is only 6000 yrs old. But the regrowing of toes is a bridge to far for only some of them.
mln84 t1_jdaud9l wrote
Reply to comment by jeffreynya in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
This claim is vetoed!
Real_Ad_7925 t1_jdau4r8 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
And still others think that’s fucking stupid.
Diamondsfullofclubs t1_jdb66jm wrote
Reply to comment by Psychological-Stay16 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
I doubt his skeptics are religious.