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Doright36 t1_jdau190 wrote
Reply to comment by gratusin in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Shit... I hadn't thought of that. Now I feel bad for doubting.
L1feM_s1k t1_jdatwdb wrote
Reply to comment by Choppergold in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Jesus take the heel.
Doright36 t1_jdatvyq wrote
Reply to comment by Viewtifultrey3 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
They didn't pray hard enough.. (or donate enough to the church private jet fund)
mln84 t1_jdatoob wrote
Reply to comment by Lurkist in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Change it to “the Toe Me State.”
OptionalFTW t1_jdasbz4 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Oh for cryin out loud. This planet needs a crazy cleanse.
RyokoKnight t1_jdarhms wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
As with all such claims I have a quick way to test it...let's cut off his and or his wife's toes then see long it takes for prayer alone to regrow them...
If they regrow we should all definitely consider believing in this guy's religion as magic regenerative powers is a pretty good payoff for faith.
If they don't... well... either the man is lying... or I guess his faith just isn't strong enough.
onestopmedic t1_jdar8j0 wrote
Reply to comment by RPDRNick in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Toe… TOE. The father, the son, and the holy toe!!
onestopmedic t1_jdaqyee wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Aren’t so sure? Serious, aren’t so sure? I can say with 100% fact that prayer did NOT regrow a fucking toe. For fuck sake…
BayouGal t1_jdaq4p5 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Better tell the transplant docs that they won't be needing them anymore. Praise Jesus! (and Bob, of course)
luvdemtiddies t1_jdap1lr wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
So the piggies came back from the market?
ozarkhawk59 t1_jdao6vv wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Another preacher in the article says it is similar to a person who lost a kidney and miraculously regrew it. Do people realize that if there was a shred of truth to any of this it would be in every medical journal on earth??
trailhikingArk t1_jdanncz wrote
Reply to comment by AUWarEagle82 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
When he heals these, get back to me https://twitter.com/StephMillerShow/status/1513897648637370373
paingry t1_jdan7lf wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Got a question for Twitter's press team? The answer will be a poop emoji by carolinaindian02
That was kind of my point.
vezwyx t1_jdamzjc wrote
Reply to comment by BrightCarver in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
> that’s really all prayer is, isn’t it?
I'm no lover of religion but "begging for things" is a gross misrepresentation of prayer. Lots of prayer is focused on the simple act of communing with a deity, without asking or having any expectation of getting anything in return.
There are plenty of valid criticisms we can level at organized religion or Christianity in particular. "Prayer is begging" isn't one of them
RussMantooth t1_jdamhki wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
How about regrow my fucked up toenail that won't co.e.back after running 10ks a lot in the damn military. I asked for a partial pension over it but got laughed at! Where's the compassion for veterans?
Erazzphoto t1_jdalc0d wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
And these morons will whip out their credit cards and send him money
sofaking1958 t1_jdakffb wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Nailed it.
frnzks t1_jdajdwl wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Let’s assume for the sake of argument that prayer DID regrow this woman’s toes.
Why would this be newsworthy? It would be newsworthy only if it were unexpected.
And it would be unexpected only if nobody really believed that prayer could have this effect.
If I believed god existed, I’d expect woman to be regrowing toes through prayer regularly. And if other people really believed in the power of prayer, I don’t think that this event would surprise them either.
Sudovoodoo80 t1_jdahphu wrote
Reply to comment by TheDeadlySquid in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
A few of us would probably rather have world peace than a 15 inch penis. Not a ton though.
Sudovoodoo80 t1_jdahaqr wrote
Reply to comment by Retiredstallion in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee.
ShadowDragon8685 t1_jdah5n9 wrote
Reply to comment by series_hybrid in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
A miracle, a true miracle these days? Would look like every nuclear weapon on Earth being teleported up Vladimir Putin's ass.
Sudovoodoo80 t1_jdaguid wrote
Reply to comment by ceton33 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Thoughts and Prayers.
BrightCarver t1_jdagspl wrote
Reply to comment by cbessette in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
So weird that a whole church can be organized around the activity of begging for things. I mean, that’s really all prayer is, isn’t it?
Sudovoodoo80 t1_jdagqv4 wrote
Reply to comment by geronimo1958 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
God, not a genie. Common mistake.
ManyFacedGodxxx t1_jdau1yl wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
He turned me into a Newt!!
I got betta…