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violetsprouts t1_jd9edvt wrote
Reply to comment by kpanda91 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Even if it's not meant for foot fetishists, it's gonna attract foot fetishists. I also didn't check.
Moms_spaghetti_6969 t1_jd9dvvl wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
They always eventually go a little too far. Why not just say she feels great, and you can too for $50
NIN10DOXD t1_jd9dtkk wrote
Reply to comment by Electrical_Ingenuity in U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric
A lot of modern cars even let you change units on the electronic display now too.
dkwkwlal t1_jd9d72y wrote
Reply to comment by waylandsmith in New trans-exclusionary "Lesbian Project" accidentally uses trans couple’s image by SqueakSquawk4
Intersex peiplehave entered the chat
Keynova81 t1_jd9abb6 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Nice work God! You picked the one thing the world needed most and fixed it just like that! My faith is reborn. Truly Hosannah in the highest.
OccamsPlasticSpork t1_jd9a6ev wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
I'm sad that since there is zero evidence that toes grew back we cannot even get into the correlation-causation fallacy on this apparent non-incident.
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Reply to comment by RPDRNick in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
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IGiveUpAllNamesTaken t1_jd98swb wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
She probably had 6 to begin with...
ChesterKatz t1_jd98pxf wrote
Reply to comment by gooddealjoe in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
What was the contradiction? (Genuine question -- I really can't stomach watching any more of that video.)
Lurkist t1_jd989ri wrote
Reply to comment by kpanda91 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Missouri is known as "The Show Me State". Its a nickname we still use but abandoned all meaning behind quite some time ago.
Viewtifultrey3 t1_jd97w65 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Why won't God heal amputees?
zeldanar t1_jd97sui wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
He also cured her lactose intolerance
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AUWarEagle82 t1_jd96nyq wrote
Reply to comment by TheLeopardColony in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
How many digits of precision?
yellowhelmet14 t1_jd96bac wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
But, but “cheeszus”! Lol
gooddealjoe OP t1_jd95rsk wrote
Reply to comment by kpanda91 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Yes, the website also has video of the church claiming said miracle and they contradict themselves lol.
kpanda91 t1_jd951dx wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
They're urging people to post proof at ShowMeTheToes.com. Are we sure that's what the website is for? I'm not checking.
gooddealjoe OP t1_jd93kxo wrote
Reply to comment by TheOzarkWizard in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Lindell is a clown. Their guest pastor that week was also famous for trying to resurrect a two year old a few years back.
jeffreynya t1_jd9322b wrote
Reply to comment by TheLeopardColony in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
I am not so sure
Several_Emphasis_434 t1_jd92ebh wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Church leaders: if their lips are moving they’re lying.
TheLeopardColony t1_jd9187j wrote
Reply to comment by AUWarEagle82 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
It does now!
WeirdAFNewsPodcast t1_jd9076m wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
And he will regrow your toes back! Or your spine!
Simply drop your money into the private plane, I mean.... er... the limb regrow bucket.
Thedrunner2 t1_jd8zwax wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
“She’s feeling Toeriffic ladies and gentleman.”
TheOzarkWizard t1_jd8zoth wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
There are so many churches around here, this doesn't suprise me anymore
violetsprouts t1_jd9eqqm wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
I've been to a million faith healing services, but I've never seen anything provable. Cancer, crutches, wheelchairs, missing limbs, nothing.