Sell per egg perhaps?

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I call everyone koalas, because I can't bear them.

In a completely unrelated news story, Donald Trump just named him head of his election campaign.

I'm pretty sure he didn't even prevent fraud or work for the FBI. Like, his ENTIRE story is made up, save the part that they made a movie about him and his lies.

>Journalist Ira Perry was unable to find any evidence that Abagnale worked with the FBI; according to one retired FBI special agent in charge, Abagnale was caught trying to pass personal checks in 1978 several years after he claimed that he began working with the FBI.[34] Dating back to the 1980s, Abagnale claimed that Joseph Shea, an FBI agent, had pursued him for 5 years (between 1965 and 1970).[106] Abagnale claimed that Shea befriended and supervised him during his parole.[5] When Catch Me If You Can was released in theatres, though, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported that Abagnale and Shea only reunited in the late 1980s, almost 20 years after Shea arrested him. Abagnale spotted Shea at an anticrime seminar in Kansas City and sought out Shea to shake his hand.[107]

>When the film was released, an FBI spokesperson acknowledged that Abagnale had given lectures at the academy "from time to time," but denied that Abagnale had been given commendations by the agency as claimed in the film's marketing.[108] At no point has the FBI made an official statement corroborating Abagnale's biographical claims, nor has the agency confirmed his extraordinary claims that he was sent into a military base as an expert on missiles, and into a secret lab in New Mexico.[53][109] Abagnale has claimed in public lectures that he was discussed in detail in a coffee-table book celebrating 100 years of the FBI.[53] However, Abagnale's name does not appear anywhere in the official book celebrating 100 years of the FBI.[110] In his public lectures, Abagnale has taken on a pseudo-spokesperson role for the FBI. In discussing recruitments, he states, "currently [2017] we take 1 in 10,000 applications."[53] Abagnale made this same claim of 1 in 10,000 applications to Idaho Statesman journalist Michael Katz in 2019.[111] Overall approximately 11,500 applications per year are made for 900 positions at the FBI (2018 statistics), which is about one in 13 applicants.[112]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Abagnale

Not for those with chickens at home! The rest of us have to get our eggs from dicks who jack the prices up for profit.

This sounds worse anyways. Ima start calling people cloacas

Right it’s not about the quantity all the time, gotta keep the quality consideration

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He’s probably lying about lying about his lies?

>A new report from the New York Post claims that Frank Abagnale Jr actually 'lied' about his 'lifetime of lies'.

This makes it seem like this is a new revelation, but people have been calling bullshit on him since his memoir was published in the 1980s.

I almost spit out my food at work

Cloacas.

Why do elephants paint their balls red?

>! To hide in cherry trees!<

What is the loudest sound in the savanna?

>! Giraffes eating cherries!<

Why do elephants have wrinkled knees? From jumping out of trees.

> Dicks

That's not where eggs come from

Direct link to Essex Police video

"Egg prices have surged, fueled by short supply caused by the deadly avian flu, high production costs and egg producers increasing their own profits "

Dicks.

I mean - I hope they're not surprised.

He is a complete hypocrite as I listened to him once on stage at a conference pleading with the audience to follow some societal normalcies

The real con was the grift we had along the way

That's full circle

Sounds like he basically could have been a screenwriter if they just removed "true story" from the movie.

Well duh.

When your Wikipedia page has a whole section with citations devoted to how your claim to fame is based on proven lies…

Ok come on he's bad but he's not that bad. Frank lies way less than Santos.