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WorshipNickOfferman t1_jcve3wl wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
Question: who wrote that check?
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Reply to comment by WorshipNickOfferman in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
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[deleted] t1_jcuy6hd wrote
Reply to comment by JackKovack in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
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Reply to comment by SilasX in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
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SilasX t1_jcukocj wrote
Reply to comment by New_Stats in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
SVB collapsed because of their long-term Treasury bonds, not their conventionally-risk investments like startups or crypto.
When is this misconception going to die?
SilasX t1_jcujtwr wrote
Reply to comment by tdupbeats in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
It’s a weaker burden in a civil case though, just “more likely than not”. So, if “we really can’t know” then we should assume the average response to flight terror, not the lowest.
AkaGurGor OP t1_jcu176r wrote
Reply to comment by BOSS-3000 in Rare, Jurassic-Era Giant Insect Discovered at Arkansas Walmart by AkaGurGor
Repost? Where, please?
Thegoodthebadandaman t1_jctq7s3 wrote
Reply to comment by DRTmaverick in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
Boeing technically bought McDonnell Douglas but MD's upper management, the very reason why the company failed in the first place, ended up in charge of Boeing. It's like McDonnell Douglas was a zombie which bit Boeing. It's why Boeing went from being an engineering focused company to one which only cared about profits and line go up.
DRTmaverick t1_jctoc70 wrote
Reply to comment by alwaysZenryoku in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
We could opt to put the families of the Boeing staff members that were responsible onto one of their faulty 737's and do some test crashes. They should be completely okay with this, it means their families won't suffer.
DRTmaverick t1_jctn5ip wrote
Reply to comment by Thegoodthebadandaman in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
You mean after they absorbed McDonnell Douglas? Honestly not surprised, MD was still struggling after the A-12 failure.
DRTmaverick t1_jctmihv wrote
I get they're trying to win an argument for sake of not losing money but I doubt " the airplane crashed into the ground so fast that their brains didn’t have time to process pain signals from their nervous systems.”
Antibotics t1_jcte3f3 wrote
Reply to comment by CatAvailable3953 in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
>It’s a corporation. Not a person.
Indeed, except corporations are made of people, so each one of those individuals who contributed to the problem is actually responsible (morally, if not legally).
Hiding behind the corporation is a cop out. I'm sure the individual people at Boeing who made or contributed to the decisions that led to all the suffering and eventual deaths can morally excuse their actions by saying it was the company and not themselves who did it.
alwaysZenryoku t1_jct8yel wrote
What a fucking joke. Those passengers were terrified in their final moments and well aware that they were going to die in a brutal manner. Boeing needs to pay a shitton to their families.
Thegoodthebadandaman t1_jcshzbo wrote
Reply to comment by Massive_Ad_8856 in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
Boeing was never the same after they catch the McDonnell Douglas parasite.
kmbllmrtnsn t1_jcrzlcb wrote
Reply to comment by restore_democracy in LDS Church donates water to Great Salt Lake by kreals
Mormons, despite being overwhelmingly conservative, voted for trump is much smaller numbers than evangelicals.
I’m not Mormon but just stating 🤷♂️
GeneralFactotum t1_jcrodl1 wrote
Reply to comment by whoneedscarpet in Another pigeon wearing a smuggling backpack has been found inside a B.C. prison by dread_beard
"Article"
This is like when I look for news stories on MSN.com and half their content came from Reddit. Lazy news reporting at best.
politits t1_jcrld25 wrote
First they tried to blame diversity, then WFH… whatever straws conservatives can desperately grasp at to try to shift blame from the obvious actual culprit which is Trump & Republicans eliminating essential banking regulations.
TripleGarlic t1_jcrhy4h wrote
Reply to comment by jayfeather31 in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
Nothing needs to anymore.
More fuel for culture wars.
TripleGarlic t1_jcrhsbb wrote
Haha. Never let a good crisis go to waste.
The devil works hard, but corporate America works harder.
oszlopkaktusz t1_jcr8se9 wrote
Reply to comment by hackingdreams in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
> The actual factually known cause: a liquidity crisis caused by social media, enabled by the Republican repeal of banking regulations.
That's quite a bit simplistic and not even true. We are talking billions of dollars and a bank that didn't serve your average American.
CatAvailable3953 t1_jcqju1r wrote
Reply to comment by ooDymasOo in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
As a retired aircraft accident investigator I find Boeing’s position reprehensible but not surprising. It’s a corporation. Not a person. Money is the only objective.
BayonetTrenchFighter t1_jcqhv2x wrote
Reply to comment by Few-School-3869 in LDS Church donates water to Great Salt Lake by kreals
They do pay taxes on their for profit businesses. I’m not defending them, but accuracy is important. They have a whole “financial side” apparently.
BayonetTrenchFighter t1_jcqhrmn wrote
Reply to comment by baeb66 in LDS Church donates water to Great Salt Lake by kreals
Because they feed ALOT of people.
OneLessFool t1_jcqc403 wrote
Reply to comment by zanderkingofzand in Man sentenced to life in prison after returning to murder scene to drunkenly tell police what happened by TheFrederalGovt
Plenty of kids also don't lie, but say what they think you want to hear. Especially if you give them leading questions or information. Look at the Satanic panic.
OneHundredEighty180 t1_jcvm7i7 wrote
Reply to comment by MasonP2002 in Another pigeon wearing a smuggling backpack has been found inside a B.C. prison by dread_beard
Because they're such shitty employees.