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SensiSparx t1_jcqbfad wrote
Reply to comment by kevnmartin in Man sentenced to life in prison after returning to murder scene to drunkenly tell police what happened by TheFrederalGovt
I'd imagine it's not murderers only
Gebling65 t1_jcq5qum wrote
Boeing: It wasn't the long fall from the sky. It was the abrupt stop on the ground, and that was instantaneous, so nobody suffered.
Ummmmmm.....
whoperman t1_jcq50d6 wrote
Put the shrink in a plane and nose dive it into the ground recording the whole thing. If they didn’t suffer I’m sure he will go with it
zanderkingofzand t1_jcq4qua wrote
Reply to comment by brian2funny in Man sentenced to life in prison after returning to murder scene to drunkenly tell police what happened by TheFrederalGovt
Your mom is an idiot. Plenty of kids lie at an early age. And plenty of drunks lie too, just because they are bad at lying doesn't mean they tell the truth.
marvelmon t1_jcq2ec2 wrote
Reply to comment by IcyContribution8432 in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
Peter Thiel was right.
YesplzMm t1_jcq1ti4 wrote
Reply to comment by Inshabel in Man sentenced to life in prison after returning to murder scene to drunkenly tell police what happened by TheFrederalGovt
Light the torches and get the pitchforks!!! Someone's phantom limb is tingling again!!
IcyContribution8432 t1_jcq1kwk wrote
Reply to comment by marvelmon in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
Or the fact that Peter Thiel told everyone he knew to withdrawal all their money causing a run on the bank.
IcyContribution8432 t1_jcq1ff0 wrote
A bank run caused them to fail. The bank run was organized by Peter Thiel.
frealfr t1_jcq0mat wrote
Kraken160th t1_jcq002e wrote
Wow really glad my company didn't re up the boeing contract.
lsmgis t1_jcpyv5b wrote
Reply to Man sentenced to life in prison after returning to murder scene to drunkenly tell police what happened by TheFrederalGovt
He's definitely the little spoon in prison.
leapdayjose t1_jcpw2cc wrote
Reply to comment by kzlife76 in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
Lmao. "It's turning the dang dogs gay!!!"
MasonP2002 t1_jcpvczw wrote
Reply to comment by Shot-Spray5935 in Another pigeon wearing a smuggling backpack has been found inside a B.C. prison by dread_beard
Because they can't get jobs.
Assassin_by_Birth t1_jcptyri wrote
Reply to comment by Massive_Ad_8856 in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
Instead they gave the CEO or whoever at the time like a $73 million dollar windfall and he now resides in a country that isn’t America. The money to pay the victims families should have came directly from that windfall, AT THE MINIMUM!
toejamandtoast t1_jcptvqd wrote
Reply to comment by ghigoli in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
Honestly if the people who continue to do this DID face beatings and actual consequences it wouldn’t be as rampant.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_jcptal4 wrote
Reply to comment by brian2funny in Man sentenced to life in prison after returning to murder scene to drunkenly tell police what happened by TheFrederalGovt
Sounds suspect af man. What were they up to in that village? Pedophilia? Necrophilia? Vampire business? Selling Jews to the Nazis for a pack of cigs? I once worked for a Dutchman near Amstelveen when I was in high school. That man was shady and took advantage of me. Never trust a Dutchman.
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Reply to comment by ooDymasOo in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
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One_Tie900 t1_jcpq17i wrote
Reply to comment by Chadwick_Steel in Man sentenced to life in prison after returning to murder scene to drunkenly tell police what happened by TheFrederalGovt
why is it a dopamine rush?
HarryHacker42 t1_jcpil0h wrote
Reply to Man sentenced to life in prison after returning to murder scene to drunkenly tell police what happened by TheFrederalGovt
He talked to the cops, he went to jail.
The 27 rules of police interaction are:
- Don't talk to the cops, that is what lawyers are for
2 through 27) See rule #1 again, maybe you missed it.
TheReapingFields t1_jcpi3dr wrote
Reply to comment by ghigoli in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
Professionalism? Hell no. Look, I think its best someone explains the financial and banking sector to you, before you get entrenched in the idea there is any professional standard in play. There isn't.
It is a sector, just like investing is, for people who point blank refuse to work for their money, and will do anything as long as they can keep themselves from doing any work and making money while doing it. It exclusively attracts people who only sweat at all, if they are either at spin class, getting laid, or climbing more stairs than they planned for. Its for people with soft hands, weak backs and no guts.
If any of the people in the financial services sector were worth a shit, they'd have learned a trade, worked out how to use power tools and rulers, and be building houses, fixing plumbing, laying cable and doing carpentry, but instead, they joined the "I don't want to do anything useful, but I want you to pay me up the ass to do the useless shit I do" brigade. It shouldn't be a surprise that things collapse when the people in the industry are as they are. It should be a source of shock every time a day goes by WITHOUT a major collapse, because its more by luck than judgement.
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Reply to comment by kzlife76 in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
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JackKovack t1_jcph41s wrote
Reply to comment by supersalad51 in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
THE LOST ONE!!!!! AHHH!
BeowulfsGhost t1_jcpga9i wrote
So it’s remote work or woke ideology? And not poor investment strategy, under capitalization, or mismanagement as seems totally evident from the circumstances?
Whatever, the bank leadership is desperately casting about for someone else to blame.
brian2funny t1_jcpg6x6 wrote
Reply to comment by Shot-Spray5935 in Man sentenced to life in prison after returning to murder scene to drunkenly tell police what happened by TheFrederalGovt
She grew up in a large rural family. I was understood never tell any secrets to the younger siblings, better yet don't say anything. The kids may have accidentally said something, that could very well get people shot. Best to not tell them anything. For that matter don't tell anyone.
kevnmartin t1_jcqbpur wrote
Reply to comment by SensiSparx in Man sentenced to life in prison after returning to murder scene to drunkenly tell police what happened by TheFrederalGovt
Oh yeah, for sure. I read the same thing about arsonists.