Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
O1O1O1O1O t1_jcoje6v wrote
The criticisms of SVB's supposed wokeness and work-from-home culture, in the Financial Times, are odd because they appear completely unrelated to the decisions that brought the bank down. lt's a very odd piece.
NoWayNotThisAgain t1_jcoi9tj wrote
One of the most annoying things about America in the 2020s is that EVERYBODY tries to gaslight.
JTuck333 t1_jcoham9 wrote
They bought too many low yield T bills because they thought inflation was “transitory”. Regulation would have just pushed them to buy more T bills and obviously has nothing to do with remote work.
Loud_Adagio2222 OP t1_jcogiq4 wrote
Reply to comment by D_Winds in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
Usually, migrants and poor people are blamed for shit like this
melt11 t1_jcofes8 wrote
Reply to Another pigeon wearing a smuggling backpack has been found inside a B.C. prison by dread_beard
So it was a long time ago?
Futants_ t1_jcof7k8 wrote
Rollback personified
D_Winds t1_jcof38b wrote
Be an adult and just blame the pandemic.
CosineDanger t1_jcoelfl wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
There's subtleties to power, and layers to why wfh is seen as the enemy even if it makes productivity go up.
joeykins82 t1_jcod3ny wrote
Every airline should be sent a copy of this legal filing along with the brochures for the A320neo family and A350.
Fuck Boeing.
Inshabel t1_jcoc545 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Man sentenced to life in prison after returning to murder scene to drunkenly tell police what happened by TheFrederalGovt
This better be a reference to something cause it is wrong AF.
telendria t1_jcoaegc wrote
Reply to comment by olearyboy in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
WFH = woke from home
Busty_Superhero t1_jco9xgc wrote
Reply to comment by ooDymasOo in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
This is moral fuckery. Even an optimist, holding on to hope, would be suffering during a flight crash. The tendency to believe you’ll live doesn’t mean you don’t feel absolute terror during a life-or-death situation.
wallander1983 t1_jco802q wrote
Reply to comment by whoneedscarpet in Another pigeon wearing a smuggling backpack has been found inside a B.C. prison by dread_beard
Seriously you had one job.
TreesForTheForest t1_jco6g5z wrote
Reply to comment by jayfeather31 in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
I work at a much larger financial institution than SVB. Let me translate: our managers did a shitty job of managing risk. Because they were not competent enough to use telephones, zoom, email and instant messaging to connect effectively with others in the organization, they did not understand they were doing a shitty job until it was too late.
No-Carry-7886 t1_jco5auy wrote
Reply to comment by marvelmon in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
Yo dumbass are you familiar with economics? I work for a bank and trade for a living lol and deregulation is absolutely what did it.
Imagine sticking up for banks lol
msur t1_jco44td wrote
"Former executives at SVB grasp at straws to deflect blame."
pm-me-your-nenen t1_jco2sup wrote
Reply to comment by goodlucktoad in Another pigeon wearing a smuggling backpack has been found inside a B.C. prison by dread_beard
According to the article, it's just a small fabric of jeans someone sewed into an itty-bitty backpack.
Eziekel13 t1_jco2ipq wrote
Reply to comment by Crooked_Cock in San Francisco Cop Gets Revenge on Man Who Insulted His Mom: 'He's in The Clink' by Best_Outcome_5960
Great idea…how do we accomplish that?
ChrisFromIT t1_jco2g8o wrote
Reply to comment by ooDymasOo in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
>Ultimately, it is impossible to know the subjective experience of each occupant””
If only they were still here, they would be able to tell us.
O wait, they can't, because they are fucking dead Boeing. Dead because of you, Boeing.
Fuck Boeing.
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Msfracture t1_jco0mun wrote
Reply to Another pigeon wearing a smuggling backpack has been found inside a B.C. prison by dread_beard
What public fails to understand is that pigeons are very intelligent, they learn English very fast and can mimic human actions to access what they need/want. Ignorant people claim pigeons are stupid because of their docility, fact is it's not docility they rely on humans for food, why they are not afraid of humans.
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_jco0j9e wrote
Reply to comment by Epicritical in Residents’ Right to Be Rude Upheld by Massachusetts Supreme Court by JackFunk
TBF many people consider him mentally handicapped.
Life-Island t1_jco01rv wrote
Reply to comment by myjunksonfire in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
uncontrollable morbid laughter
RockstarAgent t1_jcnzf7l wrote
Reply to comment by Chadwick_Steel in Man sentenced to life in prison after returning to murder scene to drunkenly tell police what happened by TheFrederalGovt
True true. My toilet agrees with your statement.
ThaxReston t1_jcokitc wrote
Reply to Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
Boeing and GM. The worst of American manufacturing