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tdupbeats t1_jcnhb3v wrote
Reply to comment by Elmodogg in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
They don’t… burden of proof though. It’s a shitty thing to argue, but I guess they weighed the cost of paying for the suffering vs. the hit their image would take for making the argument.
Teremen t1_jcnh7ei wrote
Reply to Another pigeon wearing a smuggling backpack has been found inside a B.C. prison by dread_beard
Somebody’s been watching Mayor of Kingstown.
Tejanah t1_jcngtyf wrote
Reply to Another pigeon wearing a smuggling backpack has been found inside a B.C. prison by dread_beard
No pic of pigeon wearing tiny backpack though. Boo.
redundant_ransomware t1_jcngk2v wrote
Reply to comment by SAM0070REDDIT in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
For banks to fail, it's definitely abortions!
bobshmurdt t1_jcnfyqw wrote
You killed a bunch of people just pay up geez
gooseberryfalls t1_jcnfleq wrote
Reply to comment by Epicritical in Residents’ Right to Be Rude Upheld by Massachusetts Supreme Court by JackFunk
What do you think suing someone is? An arbitrated duel of words
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Reply to comment by washington_jefferson in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
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CPNZ t1_jcne2vu wrote
Reply to comment by EquivalentInflation in Residents’ Right to Be Rude Upheld by Massachusetts Supreme Court by JackFunk
Writing from MA we guess…
ghigoli t1_jcndsic wrote
Reply to comment by sanjsrik in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
FDIC should fucking seize all the c-suites money and just beat them with a bat in prison cells.
they fucked up but won't admit it. wtf is professionalism these days if everyone making millions is just a fucking toddler in a suit.
TheDwarvenGuy t1_jcnbsum wrote
Reply to comment by ooDymasOo in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
For all we know it could've been like a fun roller coaster ride for them before the end
Jomgui t1_jcnbiq1 wrote
Yes, Jerry from HR reading CVs from home was the reason the higher ups failed to consider how the market works. DAMN YOU JERRY
kzlife76 t1_jcn9yqu wrote
Reply to comment by thormun in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
Wokeness turned my dog gay.
Epicritical t1_jcn9mys wrote
Reply to comment by gooseberryfalls in Residents’ Right to Be Rude Upheld by Massachusetts Supreme Court by JackFunk
So we can challenge them to a duel then?
Epicritical t1_jcn9hxp wrote
Reply to comment by NarrowSalvo in Residents’ Right to Be Rude Upheld by Massachusetts Supreme Court by JackFunk
We had a President who did that 3 years ago…
FrostyDog94 t1_jcn7d1t wrote
Reply to comment by zwaaa in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
I read this as Brian Griffin saying "Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't NOTHING?"
Elmodogg t1_jcn78h3 wrote
Reply to comment by wwarnout in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
And let their lawyers who came up with this ghoulish argument tag along with them, too.
Friendly_Try6478 t1_jcn765k wrote
Reply to San Francisco Cop Gets Revenge on Man Who Insulted His Mom: 'He's in The Clink' by Best_Outcome_5960
He literally just did his job taking in someone with a felony warrant and ofc Reddit acts like it’s a horrific abuse of power. He could have arrested the guy that day for exposing himself in public
Elmodogg t1_jcn7587 wrote
Reply to comment by ooDymasOo in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
If it is impossible to know the subjective experience of each occupant, how can Boeing be so sure that they weren't suffering the worst terror and anguish until the moment of impact?
Wienerwrld t1_jcn6xr6 wrote
Reply to comment by ooDymasOo in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
Unconscionable.
Singular_Thought t1_jcn6ufm wrote
Reply to Man sentenced to life in prison after returning to murder scene to drunkenly tell police what happened by TheFrederalGovt
“Your honor, how can we believe the word of an alcoholic drunk? He has no credibility!”
Elmodogg t1_jcn6d1j wrote
Reply to comment by EquivalentInflation in Residents’ Right to Be Rude Upheld by Massachusetts Supreme Court by JackFunk
The plaintiff here doesn't appear to have screamed, though. She pointed out (correctly as it happens) that the town had been violating the open meetings law. She was rudely cut off by the public official and accused of slander for saying that true thing. Then she responded by calling the official "Hitler."
An exaggeration, sure. But she had just been falsely accused by that official of lying.
Civility is a two way street.
m_Pony t1_jcn6c6a wrote
Reply to comment by Educational_Hawk1029 in Residents’ Right to Be Rude Upheld by Massachusetts Supreme Court by JackFunk
It's true. This man has no dick.
ooDymasOo t1_jcn65uy wrote
Reply to comment by Wienerwrld in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
“Boeing has argued that this is speculative, and that damages shouldn’t be awarded for “pre-impact fright and terror.” An expert in human factors and aerospace physiology hired by Boeing countered the above by arguing the following:
“While passengers undoubtedly perceived the flight as scary, humans have a tendency to hold on to hope and not expect the worst. Ultimately, it is impossible to know the subjective experience of each occupant””
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Reply to comment by sanjsrik in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
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Terrise t1_jcnhkqm wrote
Reply to Another pigeon wearing a smuggling backpack has been found inside a B.C. prison by dread_beard
Somebody’s been watching Mayor of Kingstown.