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Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jcmqdxm wrote
Running out of things to blame it on. Have they blamed it on cracker jacks yet?
RumandDiabetes t1_jcmqbey wrote
Reply to comment by EquivalentInflation in Residents’ Right to Be Rude Upheld by Massachusetts Supreme Court by JackFunk
I work customer service. Its my job to be screamed at as far as I can tell.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jcmq5kp wrote
Guess driving in Boston is about to get even worse.
Cinema_King t1_jcmpq3a wrote
I hate rude people and think they’re a drag on society but as much as I hate to say it being rude can’t be outlawed unless we could come up with a very good definition that only punishes legitimately awful people and doesn’t allow for any abuse which I know is impossible.
Honeyozgal t1_jcmph2w wrote
Scumbags!
machineguncomic t1_jcmoh5e wrote
Boeing has argued that this is speculative, and that damages shouldn’t be awarded for “pre-impact fright and terror.” An expert in human factors and aerospace physiology hired by Boeing countered the above by arguing the following:
“While passengers undoubtedly perceived the flight as scary, humans have a tendency to hold on to hope and not expect the worst. Ultimately, it is impossible to know the subjective experience of each occupant.”
Let's split the difference. We'll say half held onto hope and half were expecting certain death. So if you owe 100 billion for the pain, cut in half they owe 50 billion.
You just have to choose the correct starting number so that when it's cut in half it is still the correct punitive number.
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Ande64 t1_jcmn57i wrote
Reply to comment by zwaaa in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
Well they didn't blame drag queens so I guess we're moving in the right direction....
Newish_Username t1_jcmli02 wrote
Damn, their lawyers really went all in there.
carvedmuss8 t1_jcmk25i wrote
Reply to comment by beetus_gerulaitis in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
Gronk hurt worse tbh, we could have won another Super Bowl that year
mike-godwin01 t1_jcmjng6 wrote
I guess that changes everything..
New_Stats t1_jcmjhkw wrote
Reply to comment by sdaciuk in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
When it doubt just comment "this is good for Bitcoin" because it's a good meme
BowwwwBallll t1_jcmjch6 wrote
What the fuck did you bitches expect???
trollsmurf t1_jcmj4yp wrote
"essential workers" = underpaid cleaning staff from Mexico?
AtomicBombMan t1_jcmit8s wrote
Good. Laws like this are always used to silence opposition and insulate the powerful from criticism and dissent.
Earnastus t1_jcmiczi wrote
I'm sure everyone was completely chill..all...the...way...down.
commandrix t1_jcmh9jg wrote
Not a bad thing. Rudeness is a subjective thing. I consider it rude for people to yell at each other at the top of their lungs but I also know that's a normal thing in some places.
TheWhiteSchoolman t1_jcmgzpn wrote
Does this mean that for people who do work in the office their households going to fail due to their remote house work?
Uorodin t1_jcmgubk wrote
Reply to comment by acuet in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
Clearly, everyone who is WFH is slacking off and instead of generating value, they're playing more violent video games!!! /s
MrNothingmann t1_jcmg1as wrote
The poors are happy? That shits gotta stop. Let's blame literally everything wrong on the thing making them happy.
marvelmon t1_jcmfvs3 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
"Silicon Valley Bank Would Have Passed The Liquidity Coverage Ratio Requirement" March 14, 2023 (Bank Policy Institute)
The failure of SVB appears to reflect primarily a failure of management and supervision rather than regulation.
https://bpi.com/silicon-valley-bank-would-have-passed-the-liquidity-coverage-ratio-requirement/
Thomas_JCG t1_jcmfvnt wrote
Sometimes it's best to just stay quiet.
nmgonzo t1_jcmfr9z wrote
Reply to comment by notorious98 in Residents’ Right to Be Rude Upheld by Massachusetts Supreme Court by JackFunk
MEET YOUR GODDESS
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jcmqjny wrote
Reply to comment by chemicalrefugee in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
it doesnt put them out of sight, they can demand a teams video call whenever they want