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marvelmon t1_jcm6d3c wrote
Reply to comment by chemicalrefugee in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
Deregulation had nothing to do with it. SVB made bets that the interest rates would remain low. When interest rates were being raise by the Feds, they didn't have a risk manager to adjust their investments.
And who is going to pay for the bailout? Regular people through ever increasing bank fees.
Inflation happened under Biden. Higher interest rates happened under Biden. This had nothing to do with Trump.
brian2funny t1_jcm5lk8 wrote
Reply to Man sentenced to life in prison after returning to murder scene to drunkenly tell police what happened by TheFrederalGovt
My mom would say, drunks and children tell the truth. I guess that she would have known, being that she had lived in Holland during the German occupation.
GingerMcBeardface t1_jcm5j89 wrote
My credit union released a memo to the effect of "unlike some for profit banks that don't really care about you, we give a flying f=÷&%." I appreciated the dig.
chemicalrefugee t1_jcm4tn2 wrote
Reply to comment by marvelmon in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
And of course nothing to do with the deregulation of banks under Trump. Or the US obsession with pretending that Classical Economic Theory works. Nah, it has to be something that actually increases bank profitability (work from home) but which the power obsessed managers dislike because it puts employees out of their sight.
jayfeather31 t1_jcm4nrl wrote
Reply to comment by thormun in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
True, but that's kind of a low bar...
Chadwick_Steel t1_jcm42p5 wrote
Reply to Man sentenced to life in prison after returning to murder scene to drunkenly tell police what happened by TheFrederalGovt
The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.
thormun t1_jcm3lvb wrote
Reply to comment by jayfeather31 in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
well it make more sense then blaming wokeness at least
ThreeSloth t1_jcm332k wrote
Reply to comment by olearyboy in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
They're throwing out every excuse except taking responsibility.
It's easier that way!
Ma1eficent t1_jcm329m wrote
Reply to comment by Nathund in Residents’ Right to Be Rude Upheld by Massachusetts Supreme Court by JackFunk
I knew we were at an all time low for reading comp scores in america. But this is ridiculous. Read the article, and makes sure you understand each sentence before you move on to the next.
hamhead t1_jcm2qkq wrote
Reply to comment by ScottEATF in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
>SVB failed because of investment decisions that would have had to have been helmed by the absolute highest level of management.
They included executives and management being spread out as one of the problems...
DamonFields t1_jcm2mz5 wrote
Sometimes criminals can be most brazen.
New_Stats t1_jcm2hh5 wrote
Reply to comment by sdaciuk in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
no no no , they didn't work from hoooooooooome! They worked in the office even when covid shut everything down :(
hamhead t1_jcm2g1l wrote
Reply to comment by New_Stats in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
SVB didn't invest in crypto or in anything particularly risky...
sdaciuk t1_jcm1wxd wrote
Reply to comment by New_Stats in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
Your mistake, hope your money is OK but it's probably a write-off.
TheManInTheShack t1_jcm1n3l wrote
Reply to comment by CC-5576-03 in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
What most don’t seem to understand is that SVB had plenty of assets. They just didn’t have enough cash on hand and foolishly pre-announced a cash raise which caused the investor to pull out and then a run on the bank.
The reason the US Government is willing to guarantee all depositors is because they know they can find a buyer.
TheManInTheShack t1_jcm1c15 wrote
Reply to comment by New_Stats in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
During the 2008 crisis no credit unions ran into any problems either because they tend to be pretty conservative.
Nathund t1_jcm0n7c wrote
Reply to comment by Ma1eficent in Residents’ Right to Be Rude Upheld by Massachusetts Supreme Court by JackFunk
Buddy, just take the L and move on
Why are redditors like this?
TheLizzardMan t1_jcm0jyy wrote
Reply to comment by __TOURduPARK__ in Residents’ Right to Be Rude Upheld by Massachusetts Supreme Court by JackFunk
And how that shit knows no political party better than another. It's becoming alarming popular on all sides... I mean, I guess it always has been, but now it's much harder to ignore.
SReynolds77 t1_jclzeth wrote
Make bad bond investments. Blame wfh. Classic
CC-5576-03 t1_jcly856 wrote
Reply to comment by New_Stats in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
SVB didn't invest in crypto, they kept their customer deposits in bonds. The problem was that as interest rates increased their old bonds became worth less. If it hadn't been for the bank run they could have held the bonds to maturity and then they wouldn't have lost any money.
Also a bank will never tell you if they're in danger because they don't want to incite a bank run.
olearyboy t1_jclxmam wrote
I thought it was the woke left? I just can’t keep up anymore
rksd t1_jclx98q wrote
Reply to San Francisco Cop Gets Revenge on Man Who Insulted His Mom: 'He's in The Clink' by Best_Outcome_5960
Kathleen Fay Plantinga is a light in this world but her son is a douchebag piece of shit.
I_Fart_It_Stinks t1_jclx7z5 wrote
Reply to comment by EquivalentInflation in Residents’ Right to Be Rude Upheld by Massachusetts Supreme Court by JackFunk
I agree, but the long term effects of something like this could have chilling effects. Who gets to determine of someone is "rude?" It's very subjective. Can you get kicked out for not saying sir or ma'am, talking to loud, what if someone thinks someone is being sarcastic. This would be an easy way to silence any differing views from the public. Hopefully we chill out on our own and can act civilly as a society without the government telling us to.
Ma1eficent t1_jclwgyy wrote
Reply to comment by EquivalentInflation in Residents’ Right to Be Rude Upheld by Massachusetts Supreme Court by JackFunk
Great job failing to comprehend the difference between someone saying there might be consequences in the future, and actually having issues filling the positions.
44035 t1_jcm6muz wrote
Reply to SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
I thought Critical Race Theory caused the crash.