Recent comments in /f/nottheonion

ScottEATF t1_jcltikk wrote

SVB failed because of investment decisions that would have had to have been helmed by the absolute highest level of management.

That level of management would enjoy the ability to come and go as they please regardless of SVB's remote work policy.

Having employees in an office or not would not affect SVBs executives from adopting investment strategies that included covering short term deposits with long term investments without aggressive hedges against interest rate fluctuations.

They choose those instruments because that's where the highest return was at the time. They did not consider long term implications of that because they were concerned with short term profitability. Likely because their compensation and bonuses hinge on meeting profitability margins, not ensuring the future stability of the bank.

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HiE7q4mT t1_jclsbi9 wrote

It's only by virtue of prohibiting rudeness that it was struck down. If people are being disruptive or threatening, they could be removed under a different or revised code.

Getting up and saying quietly, 'Mr. Mayor you are a twatwaffle' is rudeness. Screaming the alphabet at the town hall because it keeps the reptilians away is disruptive, even if the person does not mean to be rude, and their speech not offensive in terms of content.

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New_Stats t1_jclorou wrote

I went into my small, regional bank today to see if the bank was in any danger. They are not, they didn't invest in crypto or anything as risky as SVB invested in, because they aren't fucking mooks. They also have a thing called risk management, because they aren't insane.

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Darklord_Bravo t1_jcljpi1 wrote

Well, since it goes both ways, just start calling people like this filthy, disgusting names, and insulting their family. If you can't take it, GTFO. Apparently it's legal, so why not?

If you're just going to throw consideration out the window, why should I adhere to those rules, when others clearly wont?

I'm not saying it's appropriate, or even right. But if you have to sit there and listen to the rude toxicity of these people, I say go ahead and give it right back.

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