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Corleone_Michael t1_jcjbm51 wrote
Reply to comment by luckygiraffe in 2 Women Married To Same Man Reach An "Agreement" To Split Days With Him by RGV_KJ
He lived in a society :(
Leningradite t1_jcjbiro wrote
Reply to San Francisco Cop Gets Revenge on Man Who Insulted His Mom: 'He's in The Clink' by Best_Outcome_5960
Ah, a petty bastard. Great choice, SFPD. Fits right in.
luckygiraffe t1_jcjbbxh wrote
What did he do to get sentenced to this?
numenor00 t1_jcja4oq wrote
Reply to comment by niceguybadboy in San Francisco Cop Gets Revenge on Man Who Insulted His Mom: 'He's in The Clink' by Best_Outcome_5960
Gotta keep the engine stoked
moosenazir t1_jcj8zcc wrote
Reply to comment by thesheeplookup in Rare, Jurassic-Era Giant Insect Discovered at Arkansas Walmart by AkaGurGor
Technically he crucified it.
DeeplyTroubledSmurf t1_jcj8vz4 wrote
Reply to comment by SonOfAhuraMazda in Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
Get in to strict commission sales and start manipulating! You can usually just straight up lie to people, as long as they sign something in writing while you're chatting them up, they won't actually know what they're agreeing to. You have written proof and get paid, they can't prove you lied.
Taking strict commission usually earns you way more per sale than a salary/commission. When you're at the top of sales for a while you can even negotiate a higher percent of the cut.
niceguybadboy t1_jcj8hol wrote
Reply to San Francisco Cop Gets Revenge on Man Who Insulted His Mom: 'He's in The Clink' by Best_Outcome_5960
The United States has an obsession with incarcerating people.
AanthonyII t1_jcj86yy wrote
Reply to comment by Kernburner in San Francisco Cop Gets Revenge on Man Who Insulted His Mom: 'He's in The Clink' by Best_Outcome_5960
A bad apple spoils the bunch. They never like finishing that saying
Ben_Thar t1_jcj7p4v wrote
Reply to San Francisco Cop Gets Revenge on Man Who Insulted His Mom: 'He's in The Clink' by Best_Outcome_5960
What's the point of being a cop if you can't exact personal revenge?
homelessdreamer t1_jcj7kib wrote
Reply to comment by supercyberlurker in Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
He only won fou...fiv..seven fucking years ago! I was going to make a joke about giving him some time but someone has apparently stolen a bunch of mine.
Kernburner t1_jcj7g7j wrote
Reply to San Francisco Cop Gets Revenge on Man Who Insulted His Mom: 'He's in The Clink' by Best_Outcome_5960
People will say, “Oh, he’s just a bad apple.”
No, the majority of police officers are trash people who abuse their power.
Hi_Im_Dadbot t1_jcj6po6 wrote
Reply to San Francisco Cop Gets Revenge on Man Who Insulted His Mom: 'He's in The Clink' by Best_Outcome_5960
Well, that’s a horrific and evil abuse of power.
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RGV_KJ OP t1_jcj4jk3 wrote
Gwalior: A man and two women, including his first wife, have decided to live peacefully in two separate houses by dividing three days each of a week between them and also with the liberty to the man to spend the seventh day with the woman of his choice, said a lawyer associated with the family court in Gwalior city.
NoWayNotThisAgain t1_jcj3uga wrote
I knew Arkansas was stuck in the past, but I thought it was Jim Crow past, not Jurassic past.
goliathfasa t1_jciz32n wrote
Reply to comment by OdouO in Rare, Jurassic-Era Giant Insect Discovered at Arkansas Walmart by AkaGurGor
And my axe.
PsychologicallyBlah t1_jciurtz wrote
You can't ethically advance science, guys! That's why you gotta trim the fat of those damn ethical people who complain about "that AI talks about destroying the world" and "that AI thinks humans are too toxic to live" stuff. That's not what's going to happen! We have safe guards that AI will be too stupid to remove! Sure, they can pass some of the hardest tests for humans easily but we're smarter! /s
[deleted] t1_jcitkzv wrote
Reply to Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
"Inspired"? WTF does THAT mean?!
sometimes_Oblivious t1_jcitgp1 wrote
He and his little friends are making poly juice potion...and, believe me, I'm going to find out why!
thesheeplookup t1_jciomwt wrote
Finds incredibly rare insect and kills it. :(
Mental_History6066 t1_jcinai0 wrote
Di-no dna
dalici0us t1_jcin2oq wrote
Reply to comment by theflamingsword101 in Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
Honestly FIFA might have passed the IOC at this point. Which is quite the feat.
8urfiat t1_jciltny wrote
Reply to comment by TrashMammal84 in Rare, Jurassic-Era Giant Insect Discovered at Arkansas Walmart by AkaGurGor
Or a human cashier.
[deleted] t1_jcjbsv8 wrote
Reply to comment by Hi_Im_Dadbot in San Francisco Cop Gets Revenge on Man Who Insulted His Mom: 'He's in The Clink' by Best_Outcome_5960
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