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goinmobile2030 t1_jch6zr3 wrote
... working check out aisle 3.
zachisonreddit t1_jch6xeu wrote
Reply to comment by willstr1 in Rare, Jurassic-Era Giant Insect Discovered at Arkansas Walmart by AkaGurGor
Except birth control
suid t1_jch6vun wrote
Or, you know, it could have hitched a ride in a container or something..
OverCLocK_DE t1_jch5e5q wrote
Reply to Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
This guy is just so far out of this world. I might want some of the stuff he’s taking.
Chaos668 t1_jch5c1p wrote
Jumanji at it again
Brohamiosse t1_jch4rwf wrote
Reply to comment by Nameuser000001 in Rare, Jurassic-Era Giant Insect Discovered at Arkansas Walmart by AkaGurGor
Hey 5cm is about average
Thatsayesfirsir t1_jch3knk wrote
Fn Arkansas no less. But of course
theflamingsword101 t1_jch2x4f wrote
Reply to Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
Fuck Fifa! Second only to the Olympics for bribes and vice.
foxontherox t1_jch2dt1 wrote
Reply to comment by timojenbin in Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
I always thought Sepp Blatter had Star Wars vibes.
foxontherox t1_jch29r2 wrote
Reply to comment by SnowProkt22 in Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
This sounds like the beginning of a great Monty Python skit.
Sylarxz t1_jch1s5o wrote
Reply to Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
today I feel.. Rwanda genocide
Panamania1 t1_jch19vj wrote
Reply to comment by morenewsat11 in Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
You forgot the best part of the second quote! The part where he said “I know what it’s like to be discriminated against… I was made fun of for having red hair”
Cinema_King t1_jch0ng3 wrote
Am I too late to make a joke about Walmart customers?
Throw-a-Ru t1_jcgzwc8 wrote
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.
Vergenbuurg t1_jcgzico wrote
Reply to comment by Nameuser000001 in Rare, Jurassic-Era Giant Insect Discovered at Arkansas Walmart by AkaGurGor
[insert phallic joke here]
btfoom15 t1_jcgz7hw wrote
Reply to comment by SnowProkt22 in Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
Just watch the Netlfix series: FIFA Uncovered
It's so sickening to see how much corruption and money influence literally every decision they make.
anticomet t1_jcgyjmf wrote
Reply to comment by Crimbobimbobippitybo in Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
You're forgetting the "having rich parents" part
lockZmith t1_jcgy174 wrote
Reply to comment by AlexBucks93 in Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
Today im Don Cheadle in Hotel Rwanda
[deleted] t1_jcgxzsy wrote
Reply to comment by willstr1 in Rare, Jurassic-Era Giant Insect Discovered at Arkansas Walmart by AkaGurGor
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MattDLR t1_jcgxphw wrote
Bet you some fatty squashes it with her mobility scooter
CoupleTechnical6795 t1_jcgusvq wrote
Arkansas needs to come into the modern age.
Crimbobimbobippitybo t1_jcgu040 wrote
Reply to comment by SonOfAhuraMazda in Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
The secret is to be someone who doesn't feel guilt in the first place, who is unburdened by screwing others.
Something tells me that isn't you.
SnowProkt22 t1_jcgty3p wrote
SnowProkt22 t1_jcgtva0 wrote
Reply to Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
Wait, when did we vote for FIFA president? I certainly didn't vote for him. Who are the fucking asshats that get a say in this?
Yoshi2010 t1_jch8348 wrote
Reply to comment by timojenbin in Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
I always think of the British comedian Hugh Dennis pointing out it sounds like a German man saying "step-ladder".