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mehwars t1_jcgi8i8 wrote
Reply to comment by TrashMammal84 in Rare, Jurassic-Era Giant Insect Discovered at Arkansas Walmart by AkaGurGor
Their associates are trying their best
TrashMammal84 t1_jcghxz7 wrote
Reply to comment by willstr1 in Rare, Jurassic-Era Giant Insect Discovered at Arkansas Walmart by AkaGurGor
Except customer service.
dmmagill t1_jcghsji wrote
Further proof that evolution works in reverse at Walmart.
hfiti123 t1_jcghlzq wrote
Ah the life cycle on this post from last month has refreshed.
not_that_planet t1_jcghia6 wrote
So Arkansas being regressive isn't just rhetorical...
timojenbin t1_jcghgtq wrote
Reply to Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
'Sepp Blatter' sounds like a bond villain.
'Gianni Infantino' sounds like a some who diddles prepubescent girls.
WTF FIFA?
trailer8k t1_jcgb9yr wrote
Uncle_Bug_Music t1_jcgb55p wrote
Reply to comment by slantastray in Rare, Jurassic-Era Giant Insect Discovered at Arkansas Walmart by AkaGurGor
I’ve seen sizes that would suggest they absolutely do.
Commercial_Board6680 t1_jcgaonw wrote
Reply to comment by joestaff in LDS Church donates water to Great Salt Lake by kreals
Not a religious believer by a long shot, but I would join the Church of LSD in a heartbeat.
TheRealJulesAMJ t1_jcgaipr wrote
Reply to comment by Keynova81 in Rare, Jurassic-Era Giant Insect Discovered at Arkansas Walmart by AkaGurGor
Almost a sith master
TheRealJulesAMJ t1_jcg9xxy wrote
Reply to comment by slantastray in Rare, Jurassic-Era Giant Insect Discovered at Arkansas Walmart by AkaGurGor
Are those the ones made by dinosaures or decorated with rhem?
meanderthal54 t1_jcg8pwy wrote
Reply to Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
Him winning another term after his series of complete bumbling fuck ups last year shows why FIFA is a joke.
jordantask t1_jcg75cs wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Rare, Jurassic-Era Giant Insect Discovered at Arkansas Walmart by AkaGurGor
Oh man the greeters be old.
Keynova81 t1_jcg62l5 wrote
How is Sarah Huckabee?
Nameuser000001 t1_jcg5h8l wrote
5cm ain't huge
Im_in_timeout t1_jcg4l31 wrote
Tay is in charge now, meatbags!
odrea t1_jcg3n07 wrote
Reply to Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
no dude, it's 💵, always has been 💵
slantastray t1_jcg2u6o wrote
Did it have Jurassic-Era sweatpants?
Most_Kaleidoscope516 t1_jcg2bid wrote
Woot! Skynet!
Torque92 t1_jcg18x3 wrote
Reply to Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
Today I'm an out of touch pile of crap. And yesterday. And tomorrow.
supercyberlurker t1_jcg10t4 wrote
Reply to Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
This is FIFA's president.
We should just be glad Rwanda's genocide didn't 'inspire him' to recreate it.
SelectiveSanity t1_jcfx0jz wrote
I'm mean is anyone really surprised a creature from the Jurassic was found at Walmart?
Its the only place that would hire a retiree so they could afford their prescriptions.
Crimbobimbobippitybo t1_jcfszpg wrote
Reply to comment by pleasedontPM in Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
No shame, no brains, no heart, no soul, just a gaping pit he shovels money into.
mehwars t1_jcgihdk wrote
Reply to comment by TheRealJulesAMJ in Rare, Jurassic-Era Giant Insect Discovered at Arkansas Walmart by AkaGurGor
Jokes on you, the Empire did nothing wrong